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  1. 007 Fans Take Aim at 'Young Bond' Concept

    By johncox on 2004-04-09

    James Bond fans have their Walther PPKs out and are taking aim at Ian Fleming Publications who announced Monday plans for a new series of James Bond books featuring the promiscuous, fast-driving, hard-drinking, licensed to kill super secret agent as a 13-year-old solving mysteries along side his fellow Eton classmates in the 1930s. The books will be written by BBC comedy writer and thriller novelist Charlie Higson.

    “Oh dear God!” exclaims “Jim” on CommanderBond.net, the largest online James Bond fan community with a highly vocal forum membership of over 4000 hardcore 007 fans. “IFP, what are you thinking?” asks a member with the screen name Bond111. “Easy, they’re thinking Harry Potter” comes the quick response from a fellow Bondophile. “I don’t want a Young Bond book,” says Loomis. “Neither do I want, for instance, James Bond Versus Dracula, a Bond/Lara Croft crossover, or a Bond novel set in some Tolkien-style fantasy world?” “Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad idea,” concludes Wade.

    Things are not much calmer over at the Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang forums. “Oh, God, Nooooo!” wails BondGator87. “No Good Will Come of This,” predicts Agent 008. “I don’t want to be picturing Frankie Muniz or even a 13-year-old Sean Connery when I’m reading a Bond novel,” says the member who was lucky enough to nab the screen name, “James.” The gang over at Absolutely James Bond and Universal Exports feel much the same way. “The end of James Bond as we know it,” laments Dr. Shatterhand. “Goodbye James.”

    It’s not just the complaints of a vocal few that have tainted Monday’s announcement, which was made via the Ian Fleming Publications website and first reported by CommanderBond.net [see IFP Announce New Series of “Young James Bond Novels]. In a poll taken on CommanderBond, a whopping 83% of its members say they “Hate the idea” of a Young James Bond series. A similar poll at Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang has 23% of its members calling this “A Bad idea” with 47% opting for the more effusive “Extremely Bad idea.” (“Good idea” received 1 vote.) But in what may be good news for the publishers, even though the weight of fan opinion is firmly against the idea of a Young James Bond novel, a poll conducted among those same members shows that 37% will still buy the book when it comes out, while 29% clock in with a “maybe.” (33% say they will not buy the books.)

    Fan objection to the idea seems to center on the argument that a “Young James Bond” is not “James Bond” at all. “How is James Bond going to be any fun without sex or violence?” asks TGO cutting to what may be the core issue. “And why would IFP think children would be interested in Bond when he was a kid? I mean, part of his appeal is that this is a man who gets all the girls, kills the villains, saves the world, and is witty.” Another member chimes in with a similar point. “When I was a kid, Bond books and movies were a fantasy sneak peak into a sophisticated adult world of fancy cars, beautiful women, and exotic locales. With a young James Bond you don’t have any of this. The essence of Bond is a MAN in charge. A veteran. A professional. How he got that way…who cares?” The White Tuxedo adds, “They are putting James Bond in adventures at the age of 13. In my opinion he should have a mostly normal (and not fully explained) upbringing. It was the war and entering the civil service that changed him. He was trained by them and became fiercely loyal. That loyalty and his job keeps him going.”

    But not all fans are resistant to the idea of a pint-sized 007. “I’m willing to give the first book a shot,” says Genrewriter. James Swallow adopts a similar position. “I’m willing to let Charlie Higson’s work speak for itself–it’s not fair to judge the man without having read the book.” Mr. Asterix feels likewise. “I’m one who is going to give these books a fair shot, perhaps they will make Mr. Fleming proud and let him right himself in his casket.” “It isn’t a bad idea” says the economically minded B007GLE. “From a commercial aspect the market is ripe. If it does 5% of the Harry Potter business, IFP will make out like bandits.”

    “I will not be buying, curious or not,” states an unforgiving Hawkeye. “Even if they are later hailed in these forums as the greatest thing since the suggestion that Oddjob ate cats and that Scaramanga was after bond’s booty. This high horse would be two high for me to climb down from.”

    The tide of negative reaction cannot be good news for Ian Fleming Publications, holders of the James Bond literary copyright. The UK based company has struggled over the years to produce a series of post-Fleming James Bond novels with varying degrees of success. In 1968 the first non-Fleming James Bond novel by Kingsley Amis, Colonel Sun, was embraced by fans, but received a cool reception from the critics (and an even cooler reception from Fleming’s widow who hated the idea of “continuation novels”). In 1981 a successful new series was launched with the well-known English mystery writer John Gardner penning a total of 14 books. Most recently, American thriller writer Raymond Benson wrote six original Bond books for IFP, concluding his stint as “continuation author” with 2002’s The Man With The Red Tattoo. But unlike the juggernaut film franchise, the novels have never been able to shake comparisons to the Ian Fleming originals which, in their day, were international bestsellers and a cultural phenomenon on the scale of, well, Harry Potter.

    Perhaps it was the phenomenon of Harry Potter that warmed Ian Fleming Publications to the idea of making James Bond a Harry Potter of the Eton ilk. Maybe without a martini in one hand and a Walther PPK in the other, the new books can avoid direct comparison to Fleming and not be dismissed by the critics as pastiches. True, “Young Bond” projects have failed before (a book in 1967 and an animated series in 1991), but the difference this time is that this is not Bond’s cousin or nephew, but the man — well, the boy — himself. The press release put out by IFP notes that author Higson has “with meticulous research, created an authentic 1930s world for Young James Bond that fits seamlessly with Fleming’s.” The 1930s setting certainly separates it from a Potter-like fantasy world. Is it possible we will get an authentic look at what prep school life in 1930s England would really be like for an newly orphaned student with a flair for athletics? With attention to detail, these books could prove to be fascinating. So maybe the exploits of a Young James Bond will indeed bring the series a new breath of life and attract a whole new generation of fans.

    But not this week.

    Once again, it’s the specter of Ian Fleming’s original 007, kept alive by a group of passionate and articulate fans, that is already haunting this new series. With sarcasm worthy of Fleming himself, “Jim,” over at the tempest that is the literary forums on CommanderBond.net these days, says, “I do hope they examine how little Jamie Bond frae Glencoe became: A bigot, a racist, a sixty a day smoker, a misogynist, a murderer, a SM fantasist, a borderline alcoholic, a programmable killing machine corrupted by the demands of a changeable political artifice? Because they might be slightly unusual as children’s books. I do hope they do that. I do.”

    The first Young James Bond book is due out in March 2005.


    You can discuss this article here in the all new Charlie Higson/Young James Bond section of the CBn Forums.

  2. MEMORABILIA UK SHOW: 10+ Bond Guests

    By Athena Stamos on 2004-04-09

    Europe’s largest collectors fair for Sci-Fi, Film, Cult TV, Pop and Sporting Collectables is once again being staged at the NEC, Birmingham, on 17th & 18th April and this one is just a bit special as it celebrates 10 years at the venue. The show is great for a family day out as well as a paradise for the serious collector. There will be an incredible 900 trade tables plus over 50 Star Signings, including 10+ James Bond guests.

    MEMORABILIA Confirmed James Bond Guests for April 17th & 18th

    Dr. No / From Russia with Love / Thunderball

    • Martine Beswick (Girl dancing in opening credits / Zora / Paula Caplan)

    Live and Let Die

    • Madeline Smith (Miss Caruso)
    • Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver)

    The Spy Who Loved Me

    • Caroline Munro (Naomi)
    • Valerie Leon (Hotel Receptionist)
    • Michael Billington (Sergei Barsov)
    • Shane Rimmer (Commander Carter, USS Wayne Captain)

    For Your Eyes Only

    • Julian Glover (Aristotle Kristatos)
    • John Moreno (Luigi Ferrara)
    • John Wyman (Erich Kriegler)


    Memorabilia & Sporting Memorabilia
    THE NEC: Hall 12
    Birmingham, England
    B40 1NT

    April 17th & 18th, 2004
    (parking £6.00 a day)
    Saturday 11am – 5 pm
    Sunday 10am to 5pm

    Regular Tickers
    Adult: £10.00
    Child/Senior: £5.00
    Family Ticket (2 adults, up to 3 children): £25.00

    Early Entry Tickets (Saturday Only 9am)
    Adult: £15.00
    Child/Senior: £10.00
    Family Ticket (2 adults, up to 3 children): £35.00

    For further details please visit: memorabilia.co.uk
    For tickets call the NEC box office at +44 (0)121-767-4555 or visit memorabilia.co.uk or call Memorabilia Ltd directly at + (0)1683 220787.

  3. The Raymond Benson CBn Interview (Part III)

    By johncox on 2004-04-08

    Today we continue our in-depth series of interviews with author Raymond Benson. In Part I Raymond spoke candidly about what it was really like to be plucked from fandom and entrusted with James Bond’s literary license to kill. In Part II we discussed, in detail, Raymond’s work from 1984’s The James Bond Bedside Companion through 1999’s High Time To Kill. Now we continue our look at the specific works Raymond produced his tenure as “continuation author.”

    [Warning: This interview may contain spoilers.]

    In January 1999 you published your second James Bond short story, “Midsummer Night’s Doom.” We’ve already talked about how it was commissioned by Playboy as a sort of “James Bond meets Hugh Hefner” – so instead, let’s talk about your research. I’m thinking of a particular photo of you standing between the two beautiful playmates. Is there a story behind that?

    This story was done in-between The Facts of Death and High Time to Kill. It was summer of 1998 and I was in the middle of writing HTTK. Playboy was about to celebrate its 45th anniversary with the January 1999 issue, which they were already planning and putting together. (They must have all the material for an issue at least four months prior to its publication, and the issue usually hits the stand one month before the cover date; thus the January 1999 issue is actually on sale in December 1998). I honestly can’t remember who thought of doing a Bond short story again for the 45th anniversary issue, but I suggested doing a sort of humorous tale in which Bond meets Hugh Hefner. Since Hef was a huge Bond fan, had published Ian Fleming, and lived a Bondian lifestyle–and Bond was the ultimate playboy–it seemed to make sense. At least it was a nudge, nudge, wink, wink concept that everyone felt was appropriate. In the summer of 1998, Hef was about to throw the first “Midsummer Night’s Dream” party in five years–the last one was in 1993, I think–in which the guests must arrive in sleepwear. He had just separated from his wife Kimberley and was in party mode. He was also living with three blonde girlfriends. So it was to be a big event, with 1000 people invited. I think it was Hef’s personal assistant that suggested setting the story at the Midsummer Night’s Dream party. This is now an annual event, held the first weekend of every August. Since Hef would appear in the story as himself, it also made sense to feature two real-life Playmates as the Bond-girls. Hef’s office put me in touch with Lisa Dergan, Miss July 1998, and Victoria Zdrok, Miss October 1994. I had wanted a Russian girl and Victoria fit the bill–I actually requested her. Lisa was suggested by Hef’s office. I interviewed them both by phone and then met them in person later on several occasions. I wrote the first draft of the story in July but I needed to fill it in with authenticity. So my wife and I were invited to attend the pajama party! It’s safe to say that it was the party to end all parties–at least from our limited perspective. The women wore lingerie and the men wore pajamas and it was just as I describe in the story. The food and drink was fantastic and the eye candy was phenomenal. It was a fairly surreal experience–at one point, around 3am, my wife and I found ourselves on the dance floor two feet away from the likes of Jim Carrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Pamela Anderson. We met all sorts of other celebrities and Hollywood’s beautiful people. It was certainly a unique research trip. Back home, I finished the story quickly and turned it in before the end of the month. Other celebrities and real people are mentioned in the story, but the villain’s name was based on my good friend Doug Redenius, the vice president of the Ian Fleming Foundation. I called him “Anton” Redenius in the story. As I said before, this story wasn’t meant to be taken seriously–it was all in good fun.

    What about the very impressive illustration for this story, and the other illustrations used on your Playboy work. Do you know who did these? Do you own any of the originals?

    The illustrators are credited in each of the six magazines that featured my stories or excerpts from the novels. Playboy has always had great art direction. Even back in the days of the Fleming excerpts, the artwork was great. Playboys owns all this artwork, although some of the older stuff may have been auctioned off recently.

    1999 was a big year for you. Not only did you publish “Midsummer Night’s Doom” and High Time To Kill, but you also wrote a second movie novelization (The World Is Not Enough) and another James Bond short story. I’ll come back to all your novelizations later–tell me about “Live At Five?”

    TV Guide came to Glidrose, in September 1999 (just as I was finishing DoubleShot) and said that they were doing a special James Bond issue to coincide with the release of The World is Not Enough (the issue dated November 13, 1999). Pierce is on the cover and is interviewed inside, there’s an article on the Bond women today, and some other stuff. They wanted an exclusive Bond short story that had something to do with television. It also had to be very, very short–I had a strict word count limit–and it had to be done, if I remember correctly, in a couple of weeks. It wasn’t easy. I decided to set it in Chicago because I live in the area and had access to a friend that is a television anchor, talk-show host, and local celebrity–Janet Davies, who appears as herself in the story. It was funny because she had to get permission from her bosses at the station in order for me to portray her as having a romantic dalliance with James Bond, even though it was fiction.

    “Live at Five” is set in 1985 and marks the first time an entire James Bond story has taken place in the past instead of “five minutes into the future.” What made you decide to do this story as a remembrance?

    The idea for the plot had to do with a Russian defector, an ice skater. In order for that to make any sense, the story had to take place prior to 1989, before the fall of the Soviet Union. Simple as that. So I framed the bulk of the story within the context of Bond remembering the events of that time prior to meeting the girl again in the present. The story has a nice twist, I think, when the identity of the girl is revealed.

    DoubleShot

    In most trilogies Part II is always the darkest chapter, and this is certainly true of DoubleShot. In many ways it’s your most daring and controversial book. What inspired you to create a novel in which Bond is physically and possibly even mentally impaired?

    Because the concept intrigued me. I was especially tired of seeing Bond portrayed in the films as a superhuman, someone that never gets hurt or has doubts or other physical and/or psychological problems. Fleming certainly did it. Bond is a mess in You Only Live Twice, for example. After I had finished High Time to Kill, I did want to make the second part darker, and I did it by weakening Bond. I thought, Wouldn’t it be interesting if Bond wasn’t operating at 100%? I used that head injury he sustained in HTTK as the basis for his problem. I did a lot of research on what that head injury could possibly do to a person, consulted a physician, and came up with the lesion on his brain. All the symptoms he suffers in the book are very real and could occur to someone with that condition.

    Was this concept a hard sell to Glidrose?

    No, they liked the idea. So did the publishers.

    This book really divided Bond fans. Some enjoyed the experiment, but others were quite hostile about what you “did” to 007. What do you say to those fans that felt you went too far in this book?

    Well, not much. Look, any writer in those shoes has to try new things. After thirty-plus books and twenty-plus films, not to mention comics and computer games and other media that has featured original Bond stories, a writer can’t just keep writing the same thing over and over. John Gardner experimented. Even Fleming experimented (look at The Spy Who Loved Me!). A writer’s got to be willing to get out there and try new things and also be willing to fail. I suppose in some fans’ eyes I failed on that one, but there are just as many fans that think I succeeded. Bond is such a subjective thing because there’s so much baggage that comes with Bond. Everyone has an opinion of what Bond should be. A lot of those opinions are very diverse. I treated the character in this book as realistically and faithfully as I could. Fleming’s You Only Live Twice is the best precedent I can name for what I did.

    We get a nice look at Bond’s domestic life in DoubleShot. You’ve been to London many times… Have you ever gone in search of Bond’s Chelsea flat?

    Yes. I pinpointed where I thought Fleming placed it, although I never named the exact street (and won’t now!–but you might be able to figure it out if you know the area). There’s a sequence in the book in which Bond walks from a Chinese restaurant back to his flat. Everything I describe on that walk is there, including the restaurant. I may have slightly changed the name of the restaurant, I can’t remember.

    Where else did you travel for this book?

    This may have been the longest research trip, and it was in April-May 1999. It began in England again because I also did some work on The World is Not Enough novelization by visiting the set at that time. For DoubleShot I had to scout out some of the London locations, such as the Ivy restaurant, Bond’s neighborhood, SoHo, New Scotland Yard, and some other places. From the UK I went to Spain. My wife, who hadn’t joined me on a trip since the Hong Kong one, met me at Heathrow after flying in from the US, and we flew to Alicante together. The Costa del Sol tourist agency was extremely helpful in setting up the itinerary. It was particularly nutty because the Spanish press followed us around, everywhere we went. We had this huge “entourage” with us all the time. Very bizarre. We visited all the locations in the book–Malaga, Ronda, Marbella–but most importantly I had to educate myself on bullfighting.

    That was my next question–the bullfighting…

    The Spanish hold a great respect for it–they consider it an art, not a sport–and I wanted to understand this and portray it in such a way that was respectful. I do believe Fleming would have appreciated it, just as Ernest Hemingway and Orson Welles did. Maybe Fleming did, but there isn’t any evidence of it. I read a lot about it but the best insight I got was from one of Spain’s most famous and popular matadors, Francisco Rivera Ordonez. His grandfather was the one that Hemingway wrote about. Francisco is young, handsome, and had married into Spanish royalty. Usually the press isn’t invited to Francisco’s home but he changed his mind and allowed my “entourage” to visit because of the Bond connection. Francisco was preparing for his bullfighting season by practicing in a private bullring and my wife and I had the opportunity to watch. He killed two bulls “in my honor.” I learned a lot about the ritualistic qualities of the corrida and tried to impart this in the book. I felt it was very Fleming-esque. As far as Spain is concerned, it was one of my favorite countries I visited during my tenure as Bond author. The people were exceptionally friendly and helpful and we were in a particularly beautiful part of the land. Ronda was spectacular. The hotel at the top of the cliff there is a perfect Bondian location.

    Where did you go from Spain?

    After the week in Spain, my wife flew back to the US and I went on alone to Gibraltar. I spent a few days there, touring the mountain and the village. The highlight was meeting the Governor of Gibraltar at “The Convent,” which is the seat of the government. I had no idea what the reaction would be when I wrote to say I wanted to tour the building because I wanted to set a James Bond story in there–and a terrorist plot would be foiled inside! But he was very gracious.

    From Gibraltar I went across the strait to Morocco, my first trip to Africa. That was certainly a very different world. I started in Tangier and had hired a guide to show me around. One day we went out into the country to Chefchaouen and some of the other locales in the book. From Tangier I went to Marrakesh. I thought I would be using that city, since I had featured it in one chapter in HTTK, but I ended up moving the spot to Casablanca. Marrakesh was my favorite place in Morocco, that’s for sure. It’s everything you imagine Morocco to be. Casablanca wasn’t as exotic as I expected but it was perfect for the Union locations I had set up. The DoubleShot trip was really an incredible experience (I even rode a camel!), but exhausting. I didn’t want to go on such a lengthy trip again in the future, but I’m afraid the next one was nearly as long.

    Sounds like you had some amazing experiences.

    I should point out that I’m not going into very much detail here about the research trips. These are capsulized accounts. I mentioned that I had written a memoir about my Bond work, and that’s where I go into a day-by-day breakdown of everything that occurred on these trips. Those who really want to know the nitty-gritty of what I saw, who I talked to, and when, will just have to wait until that’s published, if ever!

    Duality plays an important role in DoubleShot, and you follow this theme through with twin Bond Girls, Hedy and Heidi Taunt. How do you answer criticism that Bond bedding twins was just a little too much of a male fantasy, even for a James Bond novel?

    Really? Too much of a male fantasy? For James Bond? You’ve got to be kidding. That’s how I answer it. Actually it was Hugh Hefner that inspired it. He had twin girlfriends at the time. If Hef could do it, why not Bond? Besides, not a whole lot happens between Bond and the twins until the very last page of the book. Would you believe my British editor really liked those characters and wanted me to bring them back in the next book?

    Why didn’t you?

    Featuring the twins once was enough!

    Bond fan Devin would like to know what your thought process was in creating the villain Domingo Espada. Was he “based on anyone or any past character specifically, and how did you want him to come off in the final novel?”

    Espada wasn’t based on anyone–I just imagined what a retired matador would be like. There are people in Spain that feel that Gibraltar should belong to the country and not to Britain. That was the impetus for setting the story in that locale–another territorial dispute. Espada is simply one of the hard-liners that look at Gibraltar as a “thorn” in Spain’s heel.

    Your “henchwomen,” Margareta Piel, is certainly one of your most kinky creations. Was she inspired by the great cinematic Bond femme-fatales like Fiona Volpe, Fatima Blush, and Xenia Onatopp?

    I wouldn’t say she’s inspired by any of the film characters. She’s inspired by that type of female character–the femme fatale, as you say. The Hera character in The Facts of Death belongs in the same category. They’re all cut from the same fabric.

    Bond uses the alias “John Cork,” a name Bond fans will recognize as the co-author of The James Bond Legacy and co-producer of the DVD documentaries. Can you talk a bit about why you chose John, and what other real-life characters appear in this book?

    It was simply John’s turn. He’s a good friend and fellow board member of the Ian Fleming Foundation. Other folks that appear in the book are Peredur Glyn (as Bond’s “double”), a guy I got to know off the Bond newsgroup–I thought that was such a cool name; Stuart Howard returned as the Scotland Yard agent; Brian Berley, an artist friend, appeared as a law enforcement officer; the female doctor in London, Kimberley Feare, is named after a girl I knew high school and am still friends with; and the manager of the Chinese restaurant that Bond eats at, Harvey Lo, was the manager of a Chinese restaurant in New York that I used to frequent when I lived there.

    DoubleShot… Your title?

    Nope. My working title was Doppelganger. After the book was written I was pushing for Reflections in a Broken Glass. My American editor came up with DoubleShot. I like it.

    Never Dream of Dying

    Never Dream of Dying is my favorite book of yours. I think Tylyn Mignonne is your best drawn female character and Bond’s relationship with her is truly romantic. Did you set out to make your 5th original book a love story?

    I did indeed. I wanted Bond to fall in love again. I felt it was important. The fact that it tied in with the business with Marc-Ange Draco, relating as it did to Bond’s relationship with Tracy, contributed to the way the book clicked.

    When you first decided to do a book in which 007 would become involved in the world of celebrity and show business, did you consider setting some of the action in Hollywood?

    There is a scene or two in Hollywood, but I always wanted the main action and climax to be at Cannes. It’s more exotic and has the feel of the European jet-set. It’s a more Bondian location than Hollywood!

    Tell me about your research travels for this book?

    This was another long trip that occurred in April-May 2000. Again, I started in England and then took the Eurostar to Paris. Kevin Collette, a French Bond fan and journalist, had offered to be my guide in Paris and Cannes. He was covering the Cannes Film Festival for work so I was riding on his coattails, so to speak. Once again I visited all the relevant locations that appeared in the book. I made one change in the story locations once I got to Paris. I had originally planned for the scenes in which Bond runs through the dog show to be in a movie set, but I was unable to find a suitable one in Paris. Kevin got me into a television studio and that worked even better, so I used that. I spoke to a member of the French police bomb squad to get info on the methods the Union were using to attack the film festival. Victoria’s Secret sent me tapes of some of their fashion shows so I could get an idea of what those were like since I was unable to attend any in person. I did get inside the Louvre to scout out how a fashion show could occur there.

    Did you go to the Cannes Film Festival?

    Kevin and I took the train to Cannes to arrive in time for the festival. It was madness. This was one place where the name James Bond didn’t open any doors. If you weren’t famous or if you didn’t have that coveted press badge, then you were dog doo-doo. I guess I was dog doo-doo. I had to observe all the events from the sidelines. Kevin and I bribed a friend of his that worked as a security guard in the main theatre in order for me to get inside and get the lay of the place quickly. Luckily I was able to soak up enough of the atmosphere of the festival to be able to write about it. I had a lousy time in Cannes.

    And from there?

    Things picked up after Cannes. Guide duties were taken over by Pierre Rodiac, a French Bond fan and president of Club 007, one of the two big French Bond fan clubs. (The other club, Club James Bond, is run by Laurent Perriott, whom I met in Paris. He and his cohort Francois-Xavier Busnel showed me a good time in the city one night.) Anyway, Kevin stayed on at Cannes to do more work while Pierre and I went to Monaco. Pierre had arranged a tour of the Monte Carlo Casino, where a scene in the book takes place. I wanted to play one of the games but couldn’t afford it. You have to be able to drop $500 without blinking in order to have a good time there! From there we went to Nice, which was really lovely. The film studios outside of Nice were perfect for my purposes at the beginning of the book. These were the same studios used by Hitchcock for To Catch a Thief, and by Truffaut for Day for Night, among other famous pictures. We also found a great equestrian farm nearby that doubled as Tylyn’s home.

    The next leg of the trip, in Corsica, was one of the best of my Bond adventures. Pierre and I flew to Corsica, rented a car, and toured the island for a week. It was fantastic. We started in the north and made our way south. The most interesting locales were the prehistoric sites that feature in the book, where Stonehenge-era monoliths and stone-castles still exist. Fascinating stuff. We ended up in Bonifaccio, which I’m sorry I couldn’t use in the book. It was by far the best place on the island, but logically I had no reason to take any characters there.

    You’ve already talked about how you handled the character of Marc-Ange Draco, and the controversy surrounding it [see Part I], so let’s talk instead about some of the other Fleming characters who appear in this book. Rene Mathis, for example…

    He’s an important character in the Bond Universe. I wanted to bring him back. This being France and all… I don’t think there were any other Fleming characters besides Draco and Chi-Chi.

    What real people appeared in this book?

    Pierre Rodiac, my guide in Corsica, became the alias of Le Gerant. Kevin Collette, my guide in Paris and Cannes, became “Bertrand” (his middle name) Collette, Bond’s ally in France. Dave Worrall, another Ian Fleming Foundation director, became a physician. Laurent Perriott became a French policeman. The sadistic eye doctor, Dr. Gerowitz, has a name borrowed from the real ophthalmologist I spoke to about the lasers, Dr. Rob Gerowitz. The assassin “Schenkman” is, of course, Richard Schenkman, the president of the American James Bond Fan Club during the 80s and now a filmmaker in LA. Dan Duling (also in “Blast from the Past”) finally made it into a book with his last name–he’s the director of the film they’re shooting in France. Stuart Laurence, the lead actor, is actually Stuart Howard–when Stuart was an actor in New York he had to use a stage name because there was already a Stuart Howard in Actors Equity. That was his stage name. Robert Cotton is a Bond fan I know through the newsgroup–he was the screenwriter of the film they’re shooting. Gilles Jacob, the head of the Cannes Film Festival, makes a cameo as himself, along with other stars that are mentioned. Finally, Tylyn takes her name from a Playboy Playmate that’s a friend of mine, Tylyn John, Miss March 1992. However, I always pictured the Swiss actress Irene Jacob in the role of Tylyn Mignonne.

    The retina tattoo and the eye torture is quite grisly, but very effective and Bondian. Is this rooted in reality?

    Yes. I consulted an ophthalmologist and ran everything past him. There have actually been ophthalmologists that sign their initials on the back of a patient’s retina after performing laser surgery! Drawing a simple tattoo isn’t too far removed from that. Yeah, that was one of the worst tortures in a Bond book, all right. I’ve had that surgery done to me, too, and it doesn’t feel very good when they do it right!

    Bond fan Fraser asks: “Mr. Benson: How did you expect the fans to react when you introduced Bond’s male secretary in the novel? Also, how did you come up with that idea?”

    I wasn’t sure how they would react but I didn’t think it would be a big deal. I simply introduced him in NDOD and had planned to expand his role in further books. The plot of Tattoo didn’t really exploit him well, and after that, well there weren’t any more books. I wanted to develop him into a cool ally that worked out of London and sometimes crossed the lines of regulations in order to help Bond. We’ll just have to say that Nigel is an unfulfilled idea.

    In this book the villain’s target is the Cannes Film Festival. I’ve heard it said that a flaw in selecting this as a target is that vain showbiz glitterati are not necessarily the most sympathetic victims. Did this ever occur to you when you were writing the book, or come up in editorial sessions?

    I disagree. Think about it a minute. What if dozens of our favorite movie stars were suddenly killed in a tragic accident or, God forbid, a terrorist attack? We’re talking about beloved celebrities. True, some celebrities are not beloved, but think about it a minute. It’s terrible and tragic when innocent people are killed, but it makes a far more spectacular impact when famous people are killed. Remember when John Lennon was shot in New York? Of course, he was John Lennon, but you see, the entire world mourned him. In America it was like when John F. Kennedy was shot. What if you had a whole bunch of people that had fans and admirers all over the world, and these people were suddenly murdered? If you think 9/11 made a statement, what kind of statement would that make? No, I think I hit it right on the head. Goro Yoshida, the guy hiring the Union to do this, wanted to strike at Western commercialism, and what better way than to hit at the motion picture industry?

    The ending, when Bond and Tylyn say goodbye in a Nice cafe, reminds me very much of the bittersweet ending of Moonraker. Was this a nod to Fleming by any chance?

    Not consciously, but I did want Bond not to get the girl at the end. In a way, I guess I was thinking about Moonraker but it wasn’t an intentional homage.

    Never Dream of Dying was, for once, your own title. Was it clear sailing, or did Glidrose and the publishers fight you on this?

    It was clear sailing, for once. That was my working title and it stuck. Everyone liked it. It sounds like a Fleming/Bond title, doesn’t it?

    You’ve mentioned how you prefer the UK jacket art to the U.S. editions, yet with NDOD the UK jackets changed. Why the change? Did you have any input in regards to jacket art during your tenure?

    I still don’t know why the jackets changed. They hired a new artist. Maybe someone at Hodder wasn’t happy with the covers, I really don’t know. I never had any input into the Hodder jackets. I was able to suggest things for the Putnam jackets. For example, I suggested the pair of faces for DoubleShot and the Corsican knife for Never Dream of Dying. Most of the time, though, I had no say in what was on the jacket.

    I’ve noticed almost all your author photos were shot by Paul F. Dantuono. Who is he?

    Paul, whom I mentioned earlier as being one of the characters in “Blast from the Past,” is a photographer I got to know in New York. We became the best of friends. He’s a very talented photographer and did some real high profile work for ad agencies, corporations, as well as fabulous artsy stuff for his own amusement. He’s since moved to Rhode Island.

    The Man With The Red Tattoo

    Seeing as this book deals with international terrorism, how did 9/11 effect the writing or the marketing of this book?

    It didn’t in any way. The book was finished before 9/11. The outline was written in the fall of 2000, researched in the spring of 2001, and written during the summer of 2001. By 9/11 it was in the hands of the publishers. They didn’t change a thing.

    Where were you on 9/11?

    I was at home. I was online at the time and a friend instant-messaged me to say that a plane had crashed into the World Trade Center. At first I thought it was probably a single engine plane pilot that had made a huge mistake, but my friend insisted that I go turn on the television. I did and was in time to see the second plane hit the tower. Like everyone, I was in shock the rest of the day–the rest of the week!

    Red Tattoo is set almost entirely in Japan and is one of your best books location-wise. Tell me about the research trip you took for this book?

    I have to hand it to the Japan National Tourist Organization for their help, above and beyond the call of duty. They really got into the project and were probably the most helpful in any of the countries I visited. My friend James McMahon, who lives in the Chicago area, is a huge Japanese enthusiast. He can speak the language well, has been there numerous times, knows the culture and history, and is simply well versed in all things Japan. Add to that, he’s a huge Bond fan and knows the books and films inside and out. I asked him to accompany me to Japan to be my guide and it was a very smart move. He was also helpful in the initial planning of the novel. He made excellent suggestions for locations around Japan and provided insight into a number of aspects. The JNTO helped us plan an itinerary that incorporated all the locations I needed. On the Japanese side, my friend Yoshi Nakayama, a journalist and Bond fan in Japan, helped organize a number of things that the JNTO couldn’t do, such as the visit to the Soaplands establishment to interview a Soaplands girl and the boss (who was most assuredly a Yakuza). (And I assure you that interviews were the only things that took place there!) Yoshi also arranged for us to meet Mie Hama and Akiko Wakabayashi, who were both extremely gracious and welcoming. We had dinner at Mie Hama’s house! One of the more interesting things was the visit to the Seikan Tunnel.

    I remember you telling a story about Seikan Tunnel to Bond fans at a luncheon in Chicago. You had an interesting experience there…

    For those who’ve read the book, there’s a lengthy sequence that takes place there–it’s the longest underwater train tunnel in the world. Civilians aren’t allowed to go down there, but the JNTO helped me arrange it with Japan Rail. They took us down (in hardhats) so that I could map out a chase route. James and I were on our way to Sapporo, in Hokkaido, so the Japan Rail people arranged for the train to stop in the tunnel, unscheduled, so that we could get on! You should have seen the faces of all those passengers when the train stopped unexpectedly in the tunnel and in walked these two gaijin (foreigners)! What the heck are these two guys doing here??

    What about the other Japanese locations?

    Since the novel and film of You Only Live Twice took advantage of the main island of Japan and the southern portions, I took Bond into the northern island, Hokkaido. Incredible and beautiful place. Truly a magnificent country, Japan.

    Benesse House on Naoshima Island is truly a Bondian location. The buildings there could well have been designed by Ken Adam. In actuality, they were designed by world-famous architect Tadao Ando, who happened to be on the premises when we were there. It was an interesting challenge to adapt the art museum at Benesse for my purposes.

    While you’re on these trips, how do people react when you tell them you’re the guy who writes the James Bond books?

    As I’ve said before, it opens a lot of doors. There was always a lot of confusion in many of the countries–they thought I wrote the Bond films and that was always a problem. Some paper in Spain reported that I was there researching what would be the next Bond film and of course that was incorrect. In Japan, when James and I arrived at Naoshima Island, where Benesse House is located, there was a huge crowd of people waiting at the pier for the ferry. That had never happened to me before.
    [For an excellent day-by-day account of Raymond’s research trip to Japan, read James McMahon’s TO NIPPON, WITH LOVE at Her Majesty’s Secret Servant.)

    Gunfights and fistfights abound in Red Tattoo, and the body count is quite high. It’s probably your most violent book. Is this because you’re trying to evoke the milieu of an Asian action movie in this novel perhaps?

    It’s my most violent book? Really? It doesn’t strike me that way. To answer your question, no, I wasn’t trying to evoke an Asian action movie. I think I was influenced by Asian action movies more with Zero Minus Ten than with Tattoo.

    The end of Chapter 17 is certainly meaningful and moving to readers of Fleming. Did you do this for the fans, or did you feel it was critical to give a nod to Bond’s ordeal in You Only Live Twice?

    It was critical. I wanted the “Kissy ghost scene,” as I called it, not only for me, but for the fans, for Fleming, and for Bond. It had to be done. It was the heart of the book. It’s also the best scene in the book.

    Many fans were delighted by the return of Tiger Tanaka. Were there any other Fleming characters in this book? How about cameos by real people?

    No other Fleming characters, other than the mentions of Henderson and Kissy. Yasutake Tsukamoto plays a major role as the head of the yakuza clan. “Take” (“Tah-keh”) was the head of the JNTO in Chicago and he was most instrumental in arranging my research trip. I was pleased to honor him by making him a major character in the novel. My friend Yoshi Nakayama portrays Tanaka’s assistant. Ikuo Yamamaru is the real leader of the Ainu people. I honored him by making him Bond’s ally in the story. Reiko (Tamura) was inspired by a Japanese journalist I met by the name of Reiko Ishizaki–a lovely woman who was my vision of the character. She interviewed me for NHK television. On camera, she asked me what my ideal Japanese Bond-girl would be and I replied, “Well, you.” She turned a thousand shades of red and gestured for the cameraman to cut! Bob Greenwell is a real guy at the UK morgue that features in the early part of the book. He supplied me with all the info pertaining to that location. William Kanas is a lawyer friend of mine that I turned into the artist that sculpted the object in which the Kappa hides. And finally, Chris Lodge is a UK inspector. Chris is the son of noted British novelist David Lodge. David had attended a charity auction in which a “character in a Bond novel” was donated by IFP. David won the auction and gave it to his son Chris.

    Time for a fan question. Ed would like to know: “How did you come up with the character of Kappa and more specifically, was the character of Kappa a conscious reaction to Nick Nack in TMWTGG?”

    Again, I thank James McMahon for the Kappa. He told me about the mythology behind the Kappa character and I thought it was too good not to include it. So I made the Kappa a henchman. And no, I never thought of Nick Nack, although I can understand in hindsight how some people might see a similarity. The two characters are small people. Other than that, though, there isn’t much else. The Kappa is grotesquely deformed, facially.

    I know this book went through a rather difficult titling process… for the longest time I remember you calling it simply “The Japan Book.” Can you tell us how you finally arrived at the title The Man With The Red Tattoo?

    Yeah, I think it was the most difficult one to name. My working title was Red Widow Dawn. The “red widow” referred to the mosquito, and the “dawn” referred to the time of the attack. IFP nor the publishers liked that. I submitted another list of possible titles. At one point, someone submitted the title Bite! (I kid you not.) One of my titles was The Man with the Cold Tattoo. I rather liked that. This eventually evolved into Red Tattoo and I went back into the manuscript and made Yoshida’s tattoo entirely red.

    You’re co-hosting a trip to Japan in September that will feature visits to many of the locations in The Man With The Red Tattoo. Feel free to plug. What can Bond fans expect from this trip?

    If the tour company can get 30 paying customers, then it will happen. It’ll be great, I can assure you. I’ll be a guide, Doug Redenius will be a guide, and James McMahon will be a guide. Also Yoshi Nakayama. We’ll visit most of the locations featured in the film You Only Live Twice and my Tattoo novel. The guests will also get to meet Akiko Wakabayashi. Just visiting places like Noboribetsu and Benesse House is worth the price, I can assure you. Any serious Bond fan will want to come on this tour. Don’t let the price deter you, because it would cost at least that much anyway for a trip to Japan.

    Let me slip in one collector question. “Doublenoughtspy” asks: “As a big collector of Fleming and Gardner Proofs – can you talk about what proofs were done for your Bond novels? For instance I know there were no proofs for the movie novelizations. But were there UK & US proofs for all of the others? Do any proofs exist for the short stories?”

    There were no UK proofs for any of the books, including novelizations. Putnam produced proofs for the original novels only. I don’t know how many of each title they made. I was given a handful, which usually went to some select friends. I know some proofs sold for a lot of money to collectors through various venues. I can tell you that the only book that went through some significant changes between the proof copy and the final was Zero Minus Ten.

    Many fans have asked if you had any plans, outlines, or story ideas for a seventh book? Is there anything you could share about what might have been in Benson Bond 7?

    As I said earlier, I was pretty burned out when Tattoo was done. I was about to ask IFP for a year off when they decided to stop the continuation novels temporarily. I really didn’t have an idea yet what I was going to do with a “next” book. There was, however, another Bond short story I wrote in-between Never Dream of Dying and Tattoo. It wasn’t very good. I did it on spec, just for something to do during the off months between the outline and research trip for Tattoo. It was called “The Heart of Erzulie,” and it took place in Jamaica. IFP thought it was too much of a Fleming pastiche. I guess I agree. Oh well, it kept me busy for a month.

    An unpublished Raymond Benson James Bond short story!? Can you
    share any more details? Isn’t ‘Erzulie’ a Voodoo Goddess?

    You’re correct. The story had a voodoo theme to it. Believe me, it shouldn’t see the light of day!

    TO BE CONTINUED…

    In the concluding Part IV, we examine Raymond Benson’s three 007 movie novelizations and his post Bond work.

    Thanks to Raymond Benson and James McMahon for the use of their photographs.
    Original The Man With The Red Tattoo cover art by Evan Willnow.


    To discuss this interview visit this thread in the CBn Forums.

  4. "Now Pay Attention 007…"

    By Devin Zydel on 2004-04-07

    Written by CBn Member: (Qwerty) Devin Zydel

    The James Bond films are always fun to watch, but repeated viewings will sometimes prove to make one notice a few things that just don’t seem to go with the flow or seem out of place. Bloopers. Many of the Bond films have them; some are obvious, while others stretch the limit of credibility.

    Some famous ones include the car switching wheels in Diamonds are Forever, while others take a bit more of watching to notice them, such as the dub “James, how do we get out?” by Tracy during the car chase in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

    Dr. No

    • During the nightclub scene, the photographer has the camera around her neck when brought over to Bond’s table, yet in the next close-up, it is gone, but in the next shot, Bond pulls it off of around her neck.
    • The spider is obviously on a glass plate in several wide shots.
    • 239 Magenta Drive changes to 2171.
    • The guard’s voice seems to be the same when speaking and then not speaking on the amplifier.
    • Honey’s suit to cover her body in the radiation scene is slightly visible.
    • Where exactly does the water from the ducts end up?

    From Russia With Love

    • These lines appear to be dubbed, ”At the lake” was ‘at the pool’, and ”Take me to the lake” was ‘take me to the pool’.
    • Klebb and Morzeny walk through the same section of the training camp twice.
    • Bond never turns off the bath in his hotel room.
    • It’s easy to see Pedro Armendariz apply blood to his wound.
    • When the train stops, Kerim’s son’s handkerchief is in his right breast pocket, yet in the upcoming shots, it is in his left.
    • The truck changes in variation in many shots, notice the side mirrors.
    • After the helicopter explodes, Bond runs towards to right of the screen, it’s possible to see someone crouch and run towards the helicopter in the same scene.
    • The line ”Alright” by Tatiana appears to have been dubbed.
    • Martine Beswick is credited as Martin Beswick.

    Goldfinger

    • Oddjob’s hat goes way out of camera shot when he throws it, but he picks it up off the ground, in front of the statue.
    • Certain shots of the plane to Kentucky have ”Auric Enterprises” on it.
    • The line ”Three more ticks…”
    • In the final battle, it’s possible to see a man behind Goldfinger behind the curtains, and then a man dead on the floor of the plane, a few minutes later. However, Bond never fought this man.

    Thunderball

    • ”As I said, later. Come on,” appears to be slightly different from what Bond’s lips say.
    • The towel around Count Lippe when Bond gets his revenge on him changes from tan to blue.
    • The door in the scene where Bond gets revenge on Lippe changes from ‘Massage’ to ‘Sitz Bath and Heat Treatment.’
    • A man is visible in the boat that Bond and Domino bring on shore, before they have lunch.
    • The line in some versions of the film, ”Unusual to see manta rays so far out” is spoken when Bond and Leiter are in the helicopter, yet it is the voice of the actor portraying Pinder.
    • The line by Q, ”Now pay attention…” appears to have been added in.
    • The wound on Bond changes throughout the chase sequence.
    • The ‘007’ symbol is visible in the chase from one group.
    • When Bond finds the Vulcan, different shots of Leiter show him changing from having shorts in one scene, to having black pants in others.
    • The egg spine changes from Domino’s right foot to her left foot.
    • When Bond swims to the hiding spot Domino told him about, he is barefoot in the water, yet he comes onto the land with shoes on.
    • When Bond gets his goggles knocked off the in finale, he puts on a pair of black ones, but the next shots show he has the blue ones on again.
    • ”We’ve still got one bomb aboard,” spoken by Largo, appears to have been added in.
    • ”Look out, the rocks!” also seems to have been added in.
    • The hat gets knocked off twice off the captain during the final fight.

    You Only Live Twice

    • The line ”Sayonara” appears to have been dubbed.
    • Bond has been in Japan before, contradicting a line he says to Henderson.
    • The Japanese orders Tanaka gives to the bath girls has been dubbed.
    • What sends the car drop filming to Aki and Bond?
    • The space launches have been reversed, with palm trees for the Soviet launch.
    • During the fight with Hans, the lamp first is on the table, then to the floor, yet is on the table again.
    • What sends filming of the rocket to the SPECTRE base?
    • Bond doesn’t always appear to have his Japanese disguise on throughout the entire finale, yet in some shots, he does.
    • The line ”Stay” or ”Steady” to Kissy appears to be a dub.

    On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

    • When Bond runs onto the beach to save Tracy, there is a boat far on the water on the left side of the screen, yet, in the next shots, it is gone.
    • The tires screeching on the sand should not happen.
    • ”Now, why I tell you this,” appears to be a dub.
    • The items in Bond’s desk were never in his possession at the end of their respected films.
    • The cord to stop Bond from falling of the cliff in the Ski Chase from Piz Gloria is visible.
    • ”James, how do we get out?” is a dub.
    • ”Guns make me nervous.” is a dub.
    • Notice the door before and after the scientist throws an exploding item at it.
    • It’s possible to see Blofeld holding onto the branch in a long shot.

    Diamonds Are Forever

    • ”Marie, ask Marie” is a dub.
    • ”The whole process from start to finish operates under an airtight security system. It’s an essential precaution, even though the industry prides itself on the loyalty and devotion of it’s workers.” – That line is repeated twice in the scene.
    • You can see people watching the car chase from the sidewalk.
    • The change of wheels in the infamous car stunt.
    • Bond’s hair and clothes switch from dry and neat before the pool encounter with Bambi and Thumper to wet and messy, then clean and neat again in later scenes that follow it.
    • The line, ”Science was never my strong point” by Blofeld does not make sense, considering what he did in OHMSS. However, it seemed Mankiewicz liked this line, as he also used it for Scaramanga in TMWTGG: ”They tell me the energy is stored somewhere… in here… science was never my strong point.”

    Live and Let Die

    • The ‘007’ motif is visible on the cards.

    The Man with the Golden Gun

    • A crew member is visible in one of the mirrors in Saida’s room during the fight.
    • A crew member is visible in a mirror in Andrea’s bathroom in the hotel.
    • More of a bit of trivia to notice, is the 5 note LALD theme played when Pepper catches glimpse of Bond.
    • There seems to be no wine in the bottles that break against the suitcase held up by Bond.
    • How does M get the phone number on Scaramanga’s junk?

    The Spy Who Loved Me

    • The banned ‘Laura’s Theme’ plays on Triple X’s music box.
    • There is no splash when the helicopter falls into the sea. It appears to crush on top of it.

    Moonraker

    • The parachute straps are sometimes visible during the pre-credits.
    • Corrinne’s footwear changes during the scene of her death.
    • A sliding case of knives comes up when the coffin opens, yet when Bond throws a knife back and the lid is about to fall down, the sliding case of them is already down in the coffin again.
    • The line ”…with my pet python” from Drax appears to overlap a line his lips are saying.
    • In one scene during the zero gravity scene, a black cord holding Bond is visible.
    • Bond somehow acquires his wrist gun for the end of the film.

    For Your Eyes Only

    • There are already holes in the umbrella that gets shot at in the escaper sequence.
    • The time changes rather rapidly during the raid on the warehouse and Bond’s killing of Locque.

    Octopussy

    • A pole holding up the Acrostar inside the hangar is slightly visible.
    • The word ‘Cincinnati’ is spelled wrong on the tourist boat.
    • A cast from an injury is visible on one of the thugs that battles against Bond and Octopussy.
    • The line spoken by Magda, ”Back to India”, is dubbed over something else her lips are saying.

    Never Say Never Again

    • During Bond’s meeting of Fatima, she first has one ski, and then two when she slides up to where he is standing.

    A View to a Kill

    • Bond first is wearing gloves when searching for 003, he then does not have them when he gets the microchip, but in the following chase sequences, he is wearing them.
    • The windows change from being rolled up and down during the scene that has the car being pushed into the water.
    • It is possible to see the cable pulling the car into the water that contains Bond and Tibbett.
    • No ashes are seen when Stacey breaks her grandfather’s vase.
    • The boat seems to go under or back up in it’s position under the bridge during thr final fight.

    The Living Daylights

    • One tire is shot out during the ice chase, but when the Aston Martin is launched in mid air, all four are on the car again.
    • The plane at the end of the film, switches from having two to four propeller engines.

    Licence to Kill

    • It is possible to see a cord going from Bond’s sleeve to the lighter he receives from Felix and Della.

    GoldenEye

    • The scientist that 006 shoots in the pre-credits can still be seen standing after he is shot in the reflection of the glass.
    • The eye as to which Bond holds the binocular view of Xenia and her boat up to changes.
    • The sound of 4 keys being hit is heard when Natayla types in the word, ‘knockers’.
    • In one shot, when Bond is falling down the Satellite in the end of the film, (Natayla and Bond both fall down the now uncovered dish), you can see a small black sliding cushion that Brosnan sits on as he slides towards the center.

    Tomorrow Never Dies

    • Carver gives orders to Gupta to play the dialogue between Paris and Bond. (”Tell me James, do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?”) He plays it once and then Carver orders him to play it again, which also happens. However, no word is said to play it a third time, but you do hear the dialogue for a third time.
    • The line ”…and his toys”, which is Carver talking about Stamper’s torture implements, seems to be added in, as it looks like his lips do not move when that line is spoken.

    The World is not Enough

    • During the boat chase, Julietta the Cigar girl, early on, slides the boat towards the screen and smashes part of a small unit on the water, and glass flies everywhere. In the very next shot, you can see the Q boat and her boat in a long shot, on the far left, you can see part of the camera crew, with a camera extended over the water to catch the scenes.
    • When the Cigar girls sunseeker is heading for the balloon, you can see the dent in the outer fencing before she rams into it.
    • When Bond says “Free? Nothing comes free from you, Zukovsky.” The “Zukovsky” is clearly dubbed.

    Die Another Day

    • At the end of the pre-credits General Moon reached Bond so quickly, he should have had to go through the mine field also. And he did not have a hovercraft to do so.

    Disclaimer: This list is by no means the list that includes them all, I have checked these, and I only listed ones that I believed were common bloopers that don’t stretch credibility too far. There are undoubtedly more bloopers for sure, but I believe this is a good list for some of the ones for each film.

  5. MOONRAKER: The "Forgotten" 1956 Film Version?

    By johncox on 2004-04-07

    For several weeks now Bond fans have been intrigued by a mysterious web article written by film historian Simon Bermuda. In it Mr. Bermuda claims to have seen an unfinished–and until now, forgotten–1956 version of Moonraker (a.k.a. ‘Hell Is Here‘) written and directed by Orson Wells. The film is said to star Dirk Bogarde as 007, Peter Lorre as henchman Willy Krebs, Brenda Bright as Gala Brand, and Welles himself as Sir Hugo Drax. The article claims 40 minutes of the film was recently discovered in the estate of the late Rank Organization producer Dayton Mace, along with the complete shooting script. It’s quite a story (complete with pictures!). Matters became even more curious when the respected James Bond website Dr. Shatterhand’s Botanical Garden featured the story on their main news page–on April 1st.

    So is this a very elaborate hoax, or one of the most incredible pieces of lost James Bond and cinema history ever uncovered?

    The answer is… neither.

    Now Mr. Bermuda let’s CBn in on the story behind the story of “The Forgotten Bond Film.”

    It began, simply, as a fun way of developing my web skills. My background is in fiction writing, and one thing I learned from my early reading of Ian Fleming is the technique of embroidering a rather far-fetched storyline with the right amount of authentic detail. The article certainly does have a strong basis in fact – the Rank Organization did hold the rights to Moonraker at this time – but also employs what you might call ‘creative extension of fact’. It’s also a kind of oblique form of film criticism.

    When I finally got tired of tinkering around with the Moonraker article and seeking out suitable photo material, I put it on the web. Not in any serious attempt to pull the wool over people’s eyes, but to try and gauge how much interest there might be in this whole topic of alternate cinema history. (Maybe the spirit of Orson Welles led me to leave the reader to make of it what he or she would…)

    I must admit that, although it’s been fascinating – and often flattering – to follow the various arguments on the web about the article’s veracity, I’m somewhat disappointed that people have tended to concentrate on the is-it-real issue, rather than its content. Ever since I first heard about the Rank Organization optioning the Moonraker rights back in the ’50s, I’ve tried to imagine the film that might have resulted. I do think Welles would have been a great choice as director – and an excellent Drax. And Dirk Bogarde, while perhaps not perfect casting for Bond, would have been a likely candidate, as he was Rank’s biggest star at the time, and 007’s screen image was not yet established.

    So anyway, thanks for your interest in the article, and I hope I’ve made things a bit clearer. I really do wish I could send everyone DVDs of the rediscovered Welles Moonraker footage…

    Regards,
    Simon

    So here, in the spirit in which it was offered, is a tantalizing look at what might have been. The ultimate James Bond “what if?”

    Enjoy.

    THE FORGOTTEN BOND FILM

  6. Ray Of Light

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2004-04-06

    prosopagnosia
    (proso°pag°no°sia) (proso-pag-no¢se-[schwa]) [prosop- + agnosia]

    a form of visual agnosia characterized by an inability to recognize familiar faces, or even one’s own face in a mirror, which occurs as a result of bilateral damage to the medioinferior occipital lobes along the medioventral surfaces of the temporal lobes.
    Called also face or facial agnosia.

    In surely what must be a pivotal moment in his career, author Raymond Benson breaks free of the constraints of writing about one of modern popular culture’s most enduring icons and turns his attention to an edgy, fast-paced thriller in which almost every character has a dark side and in the violent conclusion, the protagonist has to confront her weakness to discover her strength.

    Benson has certainly proved his literary diversity in the six years he has been writing the Bond continuation novels, and with this effort, he unashamedly confirms he can write an efficient noir thriller akin to his previous non-007 novel; EVIL HOURS, too.

    One thing you certainly can’t accuse Benson of is delving into a subject without first doing extensive research, in HIGH TIME TO KILL, for instance, Benson researched high altitude mountain climbing, and ZERO MINUS TEN, saw him writing a detailed Casino Royale-style Mah Jong game that spanned several pages. In FACE BLIND he studied the rare condition, and the result is a tightly crafted plot and a technically accurate depiction of prosopagnosia. The subject of the condition is Hannah McCleary, a woman in her twenties who lost the ability to recognise faces- no matter how previously familiar- after she was assaulted and nearly raped by an unknown aggressor near her New York City apartment. The assailant is, according to the police, locked up, but Hannah believes firmly that he’s still out there somewhere, waiting to finish the job he started. Serving ten years for the assault, Timothy Lane protests his innocence, but Hannah was urged to identify him shortly after the attack, and a feeling in the pit of her stomach tells her pressure from the authorities coupled with her facial agnosia forced her to make the wrong decision.

    The first few chapters of the novel focus on Hannah’s prosopagnosia; introducing the reader to the almost unheard of condition whilst efficiently setting up the characters and plotlines that later, through a combination of coincidence and sheer bad luck find their way back to her.

    Hannah’s weak-spirited, occasional damsel-in-distress may be a realistic depiction of what one suffers when face blind, but easily the most interesting character in the novel is Bill Cutler, an almost sadistic, arrogant, extroverted unsuccessful actor who enjoys using his brother’s medical transcription company to fuel his thirst for sexual conquest and cruelty to those who are in their most vulnerable states. In one instance, he contacts a recently bereaved widow whose husband didn’t take out full life insurance, poses as a telephonist for the company, and pretends that the insurance company made a terrible mistake, granting her a payout. He savours the sound of the widow weeping for joy, and promptly plays a cruel, if hilarious trick on her.
    It’s at this point that I realised that the book would actually make a pretty good film, and the novel begins to pick up pace.

    Cutler comes across Hannah as he transcribes her case for the company, and decides to play on her weakness by posing as several characters who play an integral part in her downfall. The only criticism I would have of Cutler’s predatory character is the rather awkward way Benson wove in another facet to his persona which I feel is revealed a little too early on in the narrative, but the author’s mastery of plot twists and turns makes this a detail quickly forgiven.

    One such twist occurs in the relationship between John Cozzone, Hannah’s distant cousin and employer and his fiery flavour-of-the-month girlfriend, Sophia. A bungled drugs exchange leaves Cozzone and overly-confident mafioso girl Sophia on a crime spree that eventually leads mistakenly to Hannah. An interesting, if maybe overly-analysed point I could make about the mafia out to seek revenge for Sophia’s murders is that they are themselves face blind, as they desperately search for an attractive blonde woman (Sophia wore a wig) attached to Cozzone. They happen to put two and two together and come up with Hannah.

    The book is a fine example of what a good crime thriller should be about; mistaken identity, a dangerous cat-and-mouse game, and more plot twists and turns to shake a Walther at.

    The language used throughout the book does no more than serve the purpose of moving the plot along at a fast pace, which appears to me to be a double-edged sword; on one hand the level of descriptive detail as seen in his earlier work THE MAN WITH THE RED TATTOO for example, would cloud the narrative unneccessarily, but one reads the book with the impression that some more careful deliberation could have gone into the phrasing of certain events (trying not to give too much away plot-wise!) to aid the visualisation for the reader.

    However, this is a minute point, and certainly not a criticism I intend to dwell on, and after reading the book I was left impressed by Benson’s superb gauging of the elements in a noir thriller. He keeps the reader hooked by his interesting characterisation and well-timed plot convolutions, and there are one or two points in there that made the Bond aficionado in me smile a knowing smile.

    Using this as a milestone, I can’t wait to see what Benson comes up with next. If you’re a fan of suspenseful crime thrillers, this is a solid and efficient thriller and well worth a read.

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    FACE BLIND

    • First published in the UK by Twenty First Century Publishers Ltd.
    • Published Nov 1, 2003.
    • Click here to buy from Amazon UK.
  7. Michael Madsen Says That Brosnan Is Out

    By Tim Roth on 2004-04-06

    Michael Madsen, who played NSA chief Damian Falco in "Die Another Day" and who is a friend and a neighbour of Pierce Brosnan in California, has told the Toronto Sun that Pierce Brosnan is finished with James Bond. "Pierce lives right down the beach from me. Our kids play together," Madsen said during interviews for his own new movie, Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill: Vol. 2. "And he told me he doesn’t want to do another one."

    Madsen went on saying that he was told that Brosnan will be replaced with an Australian, although he did not know who and could not confirm if it was Hugh Jackman, who has been touted as a possible future Bond. So has Englishman Clive Owen.

    Pierce Brosnan has said in recent interviews that the producers don’t seem to want him back. As CBn reported before, he was quoted saying that a "certain paralysis has set in." He repeated several times that his future as Bond was "opaque".

    Madsen also said he himself is interested in the new Bond because he was supposed to get a role in it, again as Damian Falco. "Well, I was going to do it with Pierce but, now that Pierce is out of the Bond picture, I don’t know what is going to happen. If Barbara Broccoli calls me up and says: ‘Michael, I want you to be in the James Bond picture,’ I’ll probably go do it, but I’m not going to call her. I don’t know the new Bond guy. I’ve never seen anything he’s done. I don’t even know what he looks like. I can’t remember the guy’s name. I would have to feel like he’s going to be a good Bond for me to want to do it."

    He also told the newspaper about his experiences on the ‘Die Another Day’ set: "You know, making a Bond film is not an easy thing to do. That’s a heavy shoot, man. That’s a long, long, big, big, heavy thing. The Bond thing is a tremendously gigantic production and the last one was hugely successful. For Pierce, that was the fourth one that he did. He’s tired, man. You know, he’s James Bond. He doesn’t have to do another one. Why would you? Why would you bother?"

    Be sure to discuss the article in this thread in CBn’s Bond 21 forums! And many thanks to forum member [dark] for the alert!

  8. Ian Fleming Publications Announce New Series of 'Young James Bond' Novels

    By johncox on 2004-04-05

    Ian Fleming Publications announced today via their website that James Bond will return in Spring 2005 in the first of a new series of novels by Charlie Higson. But the James Bond who will grace this novel will only be 13-years-old…

    05/04/04 – The wait is over
    In Spring next year James Bond will return as we’ve never seen him before. Ian Fleming Publications Ltd is thrilled to announce that in March 2005 Charlie Higson will take us back to where it all began in the first of his novels introducing the teenage years of the boy who was to become 007.

    Charlie Higson is co-creator of the hugely popular The Fast Show and is a successful film and adult thriller writer. He’s also a firm fan of the original Ian Fleming Bond novels and, with meticulous research, he has created an authentic 1930s world for Young James Bond that fits seamlessly with Fleming’s. Higson says of this new project ‘Ever since having children of my own I’ve wanted to write a thriller for kids, so when I was approached by the Fleming estate to work on a new James Bond series for younger readers it was too good an opportunity to turn down. I’ve grown up with Bond, and whilst I’ve had to finally accept that I’ll never play him in the films, writing about him is even more exciting.’ The Fleming family are delighted. Lucy Fleming, Ian’s niece, said yesterday ‘Charlie’s done a wonderful job in capturing the essence of my uncle’s James Bond.’

    The first adventure will be published in the UK by Puffin. Rebecca McNally, Fiction Publisher at Puffin says ‘James Bond is the world’s biggest spy brand and Charlie’s writing is perfect – gripping, suspenseful and very true to the original Bond. We’ve had enough of wannabes – this is the real thing.’ Aimed primarily at the 9-12 market, initial reactions suggest that these quintessential Bond stories will appeal to young and adult readers alike:

    James Bond is thirteen and just about to start at Eton having been educated at home by his Aunt Charmian since the death of his parents. The first adventure takes James to a remote Scottish castle where a wealthy American has been conducting some very disturbing experiments…

    So disturbing, in fact, that Miss Moneypenny stayed up all night reading about them, Mary Goodnight missed her stop on the train and M’s locked in the office with the do not disturb light on…

    Please keep watching this news page for official information about the young James Bond novels over the coming months. All foreign translation rights enquiries should be sent to Jessica Buckman at The Buckman Agency at the following email address: [email protected]

    This is not the first time a “Young James Bond” series has been attempted. In 1967 Glidrose published the novel, 003 1/2: The Adventures of James Bond Junior. In 1991 Danjaq launched a James Bond Jr. series of animated cartoons, books, and comics.

  9. '007 In New York'

    By johncox on 2004-04-04

    Buyers of the latest UK and U.S. editions of Octopussy and The Living Daylights will be surprised to find an additional short story included, 007 in New York. This little-known Ian Fleming James Bond short story has never been published as a part of the official Bond collection before. The story includes a special introduction by Fleming’s former literary agent and retired Glidrose chairman, Peter Janson-Smith, who explains its history.

    Fleming originally wrote this very short story (it’s only eight pages) for The New York Herald Tribune in 1963 where it was first published as Agent 007 in New York. (Fleming’s original title was Reflections in a Carey Cadillac.) The story was later included in Fleming’s non-fictional work, Thrilling Cities, a travelogue collection of the author’s impressions of various cities around the world. The story was included in this book as a counterpoint to Fleming’s own harsh judgment of the city, and to alleviate fears that American readers would take offense. Fleming may not love New York, but James Bond does, so… Strangely enough, 007 in New York only appears in the U.S. edition of Thrilling Cities. The first UK publication of the short story wasn’t until 1999 when it was featured in a Sunday Times supplemental magazine tie-in with The World Is Not Enough. When Ian Fleming Publications reissued all the Fleming titles in 2002, 007 in New York was at last included as part of the official canon, appearing in the Octopussy collection. The U.S. edition was released last week (see Publication of Final 2 “Retro” Fleming Books Marks Milestone).

    So what’s in this story for Bond fans? Not much action-wise. Instead it features a mostly internal monologue in which 007 muses on the sights, sounds, and his own memories of New York City as he travels to warn a girl who used to work for SIS that she is dating a Russian spy. Bond has arranged to meet her at the Reptile House at the Central Park Zoo–until he realizes that the Central Park Zoo has no reptile house! Nevertheless, Bond looks forward to the many pleasures the city has to offer (he considers the best meal in the city “oyster stew with cream, crackers, and Miller High Life” served at Grand Central Station’s Oyster Bar), and especially looks forward to spending the night with a girl named Solange.

    A memorable highlight of the story is when Bond gives his precise recipe for Scrambled Eggs “James Bond.”

    For FOUR individualists:

  10. 12 fresh eggs
  11. Salt and pepper
  12. 5-6 oz. of fresh butter
  13. Break the eggs into a bowl. Beat thoroughly with a fork and season well. In a small copper (or heavy-bottomed saucepan) melt four oz. of the butter. When melted, pour in the eggs and cook over a very low heat, whisking continuously with a small egg whisk.
  14. While the eggs are slightly more moist than you would wish for eating, remove pan from heat, add rest of butter and continue whisking for half a minute, adding the while finely chopped chives or fines herbes. Serve on hot buttered toast in individual copper dishes (for appearance only) with pink champagne (Taittainger) and low music.
  15. And you thought he was picky about his martinis!

    Of course, hardcore fans will recall that it was in New York where Bond killed his second man in cold blood and thus received his double-oh license to kill. Unfortunetly, Bond does not include this memory among his other recollections of the city.

    The U.S. edition of Octopussy & The Living Daylights (featuring cover art by artist Richie Fahey) can be ordered from BN.com. UK buyers can purchase the book from amazon.co.uk.

  16. Pierce Keeps Pressure on Bond Producers

    By johncox on 2004-04-02

    Pierce Brosnan is keeping the pressure on Bond producers by once again speaking out at a press conference in Mexico City where he’s currently shooting The Matador, a film in which Pierce plays a hit man at the end of his game. This time Brosnan added a new detail to story, stating that the producers had invited him back last year to play 007 in Bond 21. This was widely reported at the time, and is still pointed to by some news sources as “confirmation” that he will return. Yet Pierce’s comments yesterday seem to imply that the offer is no longer on the table.

    When asked directly about the Bond situation by reporters, Pierce (now sporting a moustache for the new film) had this to say:

    Pierce: “The producers last year invited me back, and I said ‘Yes.’ They now seem to be in a malaise of confusion as to how to go forward.”

    When asked who he would like to be the next James Bond, Pierce leaned toward his microphone, locked eyes with the reporter and answered:

    Pierce: “Me.”

    Pierce summed up his thoughts on the situation with what has become his standard final word to Eon:

    Pierce: “They know where to find me if they want me for the next one.”

    Are Pierce and the producers locked in a Mexican standoff?

    Eon has yet to comment.

    SOURCES: Associated Press. BBC News.
    Thanks to [dark] and Jim for the tip.