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  1. Royale Score Details Emerge

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2006-10-14

    The Sony Music Store seems to have quelled the buzz that Bond music fans were making on the CBn Forum since previous track listings of the Casino Royale Score were released on play.com and HMV UK websites yesterday.

    I say quelled because there was a buzz—but it has since stopped—and I say buzz because there was a buzz—but it has since been stopped by the good quelling it received. The buzz in question was regarding the seemingly “incomplete” nature of the tracklisting, but the quelling came in the form of a more rounded, more “official” version on Sony’s online music emporium.

    The Sony Music Store now lists twenty-five tracks in the score, seemingly making the CD a more complete collection of David Arnold’s score. Oddly, the film’s theme—Chris Cornell’s ‘You Know My Name’—is not in the track list.

    *** WARNING: Track Listing Contains Spoilers. Highlight to Read .***

    1. African Rundown
    2. Nothing Sinister
    3. Unauthorised Access
    4. Blunt Instrument
    5. CCTV
    6. Solange
    7. Trip Aces
    8. Miami International
    9. I’m The Money
    10. Aston Montenegro
    11. Dinner Jackets
    12. The Tell
    13. Stairwell Fight
    14. Vesper
    15. Bond Loses It All
    16. Dirty Martini
    17. Bond Wins It All
    18. The End of an Aston Martin
    19. The Bad Die Young
    20. City of Lovers
    21. The Switch
    22. Fall of a House in Venice
    23. Death of Vesper
    24. The Bitch is Dead
    25. The Name’s Bond… James Bond

    In related news, CBn forum member Marketto007 has posted pictures of Chris Cornell from what appears to be behind the scenes of the video clip shooting for ‘You Know My Name’ on Oct. 10th.

    Casino Royale is the 21st James Bond 007 film produced by franchise holders Eon Productions. The MGM/Columbia Pictures production began shooting in January and is due for release worldwide starting 16 November 2006. Casino Royale will premiere on 14 November in London. Starring Daniel Craig as James Bond; locations include the Czech Republic, the Bahamas, Italy and the UK.

    The film co-stars Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Jeffrey Wright, Judi Dench, Giancarlo Giannini, Caterina Murino, Simon Abkarian, Tobias Menzies, Ivana Milicevic, Clemens Schick, Ludger Pistor, Claudio Santamaria, and Isaach De Bankole. The soundtrack is by David Arnold.

  2. Pokemon Theme Lea…Casino Royale Theme Leaked!

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2006-09-21

    Chris Cornell and David Arnold’s title theme to Casino Royale -which was posted to US radio stations for circulation this Friday, reportedly- has made its way on to the internet. The track can be found through various means: Major entertainment websites have a portion of it on their sites, and it’s probably now available through various p2p networks by now.

    In case you’re interested, the theme -which was greatly anticipated by Bond fans worldwide- has received mixed reaction among our CBn forum members. Some see it as it as a brave step for the franchise: ushering in a new era, others wonder why an American rock artist was picked at the height of his mediocrity to work on a cock-rock song that is meant to relaunch Britain’s greatest universal export, but sounds more fitting for the end credits of a Spiderman film.

    Some see it as the spiritual sister to Wings’ 1973 classic Live And Let Die, others believe it’s as aggressive as a wet fart; that it’s an asinine, lyrically-cliched, fetid turd of a song with no remotely memorable hook and no discernible link to the musical world of James Bond. They may as well have gotten Nickelback or Bon-titting-Jovi to do it.

    I don’t particularly like it in case you were wondering which side of the fence I lay on.

    Put on your leather trousers, stick your tongue out, make the devil sign with your hands and thrust your crotch CBn’s way for all the latest news on Casino Royale.

    Just in case you weren’t aware, Casino Royale is the 21st James Bond 007 film produced by franchise holders Eon Productions. The MGM/Columbia Pictures production began shooting last January and is due for release worldwide on November 17th. Casino Royale will premiere on November 14th, but no-one’s allowed to go. The film stars Daniel Craig as James Bond and locations include the Czech Republic, the Bahamas, Italy and the UK.

    The film co-stars Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Jeffrey Wright, Judi Dench, Giancarlo Giannini, Caterina Murino, Simon Abkarian, Tobias Menzies, Ivana Milicevic, Clemens Schick, Ludger Pistor, Claudio Santamaria, and Isaach De Bankole.

  3. Casino Royale One-Sheet Released Online

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2006-09-14

    Our good mate Stax over at IGN Filmforce has posted the US final one-sheet poster for Casino Royale, and I must tell you what with the second trailer released a mere week ago, this Craig-loving fanboy’s knickers have been at an almost permanent state of humectation since.

    The artwork used is nothing we haven’t entirely seen before, as last week CBn reported a change to the artwork on the official Casino Royale website: its front end now decked out in full brooding Craig-poutery. This poster now gives us the full picture: Vesper Lynd now joins Bond, staring moodily at him from the steps of Le Casino Royale in a rather fetching dress.

    If my descriptions have whetted your appetite enough, then please make use of this link and have a butchers. I just wonder why poor Ian Fleming doesn’t even get a story credit, but Purvis & Wade do. Still, spiffing poster.

    Quit your job, dump your family and all social commitments and stay staring at your computer screens twenty four hours a day, constantly refreshing the homepage to ensure all the latest news on Casino Royale gets to you first directly from CBn.

    Eon Productions’ Casino Royale is the 21st James Bond 007 film of the franchise. The MGM/Columbia Pictures production began shooting in January and is due for worldwide release on November 17th 2006. Casino Royale will premiere on 14 November in London. Introducing Daniel Craig as James Bond; locations include the Czech Republic, the Bahamas, Italy and the UK.

    The film co-stars Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Jeffrey Wright, Judi Dench, Giancarlo Giannini, Caterina Murino, Simon Abkarian, Tobias Menzies, Ivana Milicevic, Clemens Schick, Ludger Pistor, Claudio Santamaria, and Isaach De Bankole.

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  4. Just In From Our Man In Japan:

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2006-08-09

    We love to have our fingers in pies worldwide here at CommanderBond.Net, and this little beauty of a flyer from Japan has just arrived courtesy of CBn reader Christopher Domitter. It features the “illuminated eyes” artwork as previously seen at the Cannes Film Festival earlier this year, and clearly shows Craig’s Bond sporting an Omega Seamaster Professional wristwatch. Christopher describes the flyer:

    These kinds of flyers are pretty standard, and come out months prior to a release. In addition, during actual release the Japanese still produce beautiful high quality movie brochures, the likes of which I have never seen in my native Canada.

    Below left is a scan of the front of the flyer, scanned to actual size (Japanese B5). You can clearly see below Casino Royale in Roman letters is the the title of the film in Japanese (katakana script):

    Test Pic

    FRONT: “My, what lovely eyes you have, Mr Bond.”

    Test Pic

    BACK: “My, what lovely scars you have, Mr Bond.”

    Christopher is a Canadian Bond fan who has lived in Yokohama, Japan for sixteen years and he has kindly provided a summary translation of the reverse of the flyer (below right) for those who haven’t taken a Double First in Oriental Languages at Cambridge:

    (Saying that though, apparently neither has Bond)

    Top headline: “The story about James Bond before he became 007…” (with supporting text explaining how this is the first time in the series that we will see a “human Bond”, who has a past that nobody has ever known …” etc.

    The blue box insert outlines “The 7 conditions to receive 00 status…” which are as follows:

    1. You don’t fear death, and won’t give into torture
    2. You have Olympic level shooting skills
    3. Even if you double-cross your own parents, you will never double-cross the organization
    4. You have knowledge that would surprise even a scholar, and a sense of humour that would make even a bad girl grin
    5. You have the sociability of a lamb, but remain a lone wolf
    6. You have the highest level of experience with alcohol, gambling, cars and food.
    7. You can fall in love but you can never love.

    The yellow headlines at the bottom:
    -“What does ’00’ mean?”
    -“The actor for Bond has changed!”
    -“The intelligence service Bond belongs to actually exists!”
    -“John F. Kennedy loved the original novels!”
    -“Bond’s new ultra high-end car!”
    -“It’s the age of the woman spy!” (Judi Dench blurb…)

    The list at the bottom left beside Daniel’s photo is the names of all the Bond actors.

    Stay tuned to CBn for all the latest news on Casino Royale and all things James Bond 007.

    Casino Royale is the 21st James Bond 007 film produced by franchise holders Eon Productions. The MGM/Columbia Pictures production began shooting in January and is due for release worldwide on 17 November 2006. Casino Royale will premiere on 14 November in London. Starring Daniel Craig as James Bond; locations include the Czech Republic, the Bahamas, Italy and the UK.

    The film co-stars Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Jeffrey Wright, Judi Dench, Giancarlo Giannini, Caterina Murino, Simon Abkarian, Tobias Menzies, Ivana Milicevic, Clemens Schick, Ludger Pistor, Claudio Santamaria, and Isaach De Bankole.

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  5. Official Casino Royale Website Launches

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2006-05-20

    After what has seemed like an age the official Casino Royale website has been finally thrust upon us!

    It is rather flashy (quite literally, as you need Macromedia Flash 8 to view it) and as a subdued version of the 007 Theme from Thunderball loops in the background, we are treated to a virtual green baize table, where we can peruse the trailer in full-screen glory, images from the film (including new pictures of Jeffrey Wright as Felix Leiter and Giancarlo Giannini as Mathis), our old friend Yarborough’s blog, wallpapers, a poker game and M’s personal computer, on which Villiers kindly informs us in detail of Bond’s chequered past and “current” status at the Secret Intelligence Service. It looks like the filmmakers really are ensuring that Joe Public knows they are starting from scratch with Bond’s character. However purists take note: NOTHING has fundamentally changed about Bond’s past. It’s just been fleshed out a little. Oh, and there’s a nice little explanation of the origins of the name “Vesper” if you hover over Bond’s martini glass.

    Click here to have a gander and tell us what you think in the CBn forum, but as the link to the site increases in length text-wise, I have one question: whatever happened to plain old Jamesbond.com? It seems like we have three Casino Royale sites now all harbouring the same or slightly differing information (here, here and here). Maybe this will change soon.

    Anyway, be sure to stay tuned to CBn for all the latest news on Casino Royale and all things Jimmy Bond, won’t you?

    Casino Royale is the 21st James Bond 007 film produced by franchise holders Eon Productions. The MGM/Columbia Pictures production began shooting in January and is due for release worldwide on 17 November 2006. Starring Daniel Craig as James Bond, it is currently being filmed in the Czech Republic, the Bahamas, Italy and the UK.

    The film co-stars Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Jeffrey Wright, Judi Dench, Giancarlo Giannini, Caterina Murino, Simon Abkarian, Tobias Menzies, Ivana Milicevic, Clemens Schik, Ludger Pistor, Claudio Santamaria, and Isaach De Bankole.

  6. Teaser Trailer Revealed?

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2006-04-30
    Teaser Poster

    “I see your five grand and raise you this Walther…”

    If you want big Casino Royale news these days it seems it can no longer be found through the official channels. Hardly twenty four hours have passed since CBn reported the unveiling of the pant-wettingly superb teaser poster than we hear murmurs of the teaser trailer being shown on French television.

    What do they have in common (apart from being about James Bond)? Both stories were uncovered and exposed in a matter of hours purely through diligent web-browsing and internet gossip. Ah, the information age!

    In a smart move by the Sony marketing department, the teaser poster (right) focuses on a suitably moody Daniel Craig as Bond, further establishing him as the 007 du jour. Fan reaction to the poster has been universally positive, with many on the CBn forum praising its “air of sophistication” and “class”. Words such as “amazing” and a million various synonyms have been bandied about and one member even outed it as “probably the best Bond poster since…well, I don’t think that they’ve ever made a Bond poster as good as this one”.

    Good job all-round then.

    Now, back to the trailer: fans are currently awaiting its arrival on cinema screens worldwide this May, however it seems some of our Gallic friends have had the pleasure of an early visit from 007 thanks to film show CINESIX on French channel M6.

    Those who want to know about the trailer feel free to highlight the text below.

    Details on the trailer are obviously sketchy, but it seems to be a heavily stylised effort featuring black and white material we know to be from the pre-titles sequence. The voiceover heard in the trailer was apparently from Dench’s M expressing a dislike for Bond’s “bulldozer” tactics and a lack of faith in his ability to handle a Double-0 assignment. Craig’s Bond then summarises his job as “part monk, part soldier”. A member from the SuperHeroHype forums continues:

    “They…show the gunbarrel shot, which was in a bathroom….There were many shots that corresponded with the picture(s) we’ve seen (Bond and the girl on the beach, Bond with the Hawaian(sic) shirt, the guy running and jumping, Bond getting out the plane… etc.)
    The last thing I remember was the black screen with 007 written, then the first “zero” becomes the “o” of Casino and the second the “o” of Royale…”

    Forum member “bweurk”

    We were under the impression that the trailer would air with The Da Vinci Code on the 19th of May, but could this sudden sighting indicate that the trailer will play sooner than originally thought? With Mission: Impossible 3 perhaps? What about a UK or US TV premiere? Could we have one this week? All conjecture unfortunately, so we’ll have to wait.

    These next days and weeks will be nothing but blissful agony for Bond fans worldwide as we prepare for the first official shots from this edgy 21st installment in the James Bond film series. In the mean time, keep checking back with CBn for all the latest news and coverage on Casino Royale.

    Casino Royale is the 21st James Bond film produced by franchise holders Eon Productions. The MGM/Columbia Pictures production began shooting in January and is due for release worldwide on 17 November 2006. Starring Daniel Craig as James Bond, it is currently being filmed in the Czech Republic, the Bahamas, Italy and the UK.

    UPDATE:
    The Casino Royale trailer shown on French TV can now be viewed at http://www.planete007.com.

  7. Daniel Craig Ate My Hamster

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2006-03-10

    Bandwagon anyone? Go on it’s free.

    Oh, dear Danny Craig, if you’d only have answered the inane questions flung at you like the creamy expostulate lobbed at Clarice Starling by that wrong ‘un next to Hannibal Lecter’s cell in that bit of Silence of the Lambs at the press conference back in October, maybe you’d have been spared the countless catty jibes and unnecessary column inches as long as your reportedly munificent member since then. Maybe.

    The internet has plentiful good sides (free porn, countless sources of information about Murdoch from the A-Team & up-to-the minute cutting-edge as-it-happens ultra-hyphenated NEWS) but surely its main drawback has to be the ease with which the ill-educated, misinformed and ineffably stupid (political extremists, crack-addled, conspiracist mongs and Fiona Cummins from The Mirror) can spread utter dirge to a wider audience than if they just stood on boxes in their respective town squares and oyez’d their tits off.

    I’m all for freedom of speech, as long as it’s among people who have something worthwhile to say.

    “Now, Paul,” you may ejaculate, “I can’t imagine you have much to say of worth, either” and you doubting-faced Thomases may be right, but nob jokes aside, it must be worth more than the unqualified pish that modern entertainment journos feel necessary to write from day to day, let alone on our beloved 007.

    Us fans knew that something went a bit White Star Line the moment newspapers hit the stands come October 15th last year. Craig was dubbed “boring” (!) “ugly” (!!) and blonde (!!!…Oh, hang on…That bit’s a fact) by the red-topped British Tabloids…And the Daily Mail (but no-one listens to what The Mail says, because they used to write glowing editorials about the Nazis; to receive a less-than-positive reception from this august enterprise is probably a good thing. I’d provide a link….But I just don’t like them). The Mirror waded in the pun-pit pen-first by ousting Craig as “Deadly Dull Dan: The Man with the Golden Gum,” and after dubbing Craig “James Bland,” decided to seek out a real person called James Bland to comment on the new inauguration. Oh, how we nearly shat ourselves with the hilarity and high-brow humour. He was knocked for daring to wear a buoyancy-aid while skimming his way to the conference care of the Royal Marines, despite the fact that all the Marines behind him were wearing something shockingly similar. And they were real Marines ‘n’all. Real life ones. Not actors pretending to be Royal Navy Commanders. Real Marines. Trained ones. Real-life, trained Marines. Point laboured enough? Sure the press conference was a bit pap, but still. Real Marines. Actor pretending. Real. Pretend.

    Nothing much happened after that. Until mid-last month when we discovered that Craig had his teeth twunted by a stray fist. Needless to say that The Sunday Mirror was all over it like a rash, and deemed the story so important that it was made a front page spread featuring more killer wordplay: “Daniel Craig is 0w 0w Seven” (personally I thought “Double 0w Seven” would have been more erudite a wisecrack but, hey ho.)

    Oh how the detractors and naysayers guffawed and rubbed their hands in glee. “Casino Royale is being brought to its KNEES!” they probably snarled, “lets go one better and make a website about our hate.” And so the painfully inept craignotbond.com was born. Apparently conceived by “Life-long fans of 007,” it was just the news-scissor that tabloid journos possessing weapons-grade idiocy wanted to use in order to cut the carefully woven blanket of Casino Royale. Many saw this as the mouthpiece of Bond fandom, rabid negativity making us question our very faith in the producers: Aintitcool.com & various decent news outlets saw this as the majority fan reaction when the true majority (I’m talking you and me, my pretty little strawberry) know that it’s just knee-jerk stupidity by those “life-long fans”. Those with any sense will know to reserve judgment until 17th November, maybe occasionally curling a lip, raising an eyebrow or licking the computer screen at the developments as they happen.

    Not even blatant tabloid lies about Craig being afraid of water, or being unable to drive a manual car will shake my unerring feeling that I am unqualified to judge anything until I have seen the film as an artistic whole. And no number of paparazzi snaps, “insider” reports, script reviews or even trailers will have me dressing up in woman’s clothing and parading around Sunset Boulevard, stopping undercover policemen to tell them that Daniel Craig is wrong for Bond. I’ll simply comment “this film looks to be shaping up nicely,” or “hmm….Don’t agree with that, but I’ll wait and see.” I appreciate that Eon are finally trying to do something interesting with the character, but it seems like they’re damned if they do and damned if they don’t. Babs and Mickey G were criticised for not going out on a limb enough with Die Another Day; sticking to tried and tested principles, but when they dump Brosnan for a relative unknown, vow to rid the audience of all the bloated self-importance of DAD and get someone in to temper the ramblings of Purvis & Wade they get equally slammed. Conversely, they could have gone about some of their duties in the last 18 months with a little more aplomb and tact.

    On the bright side though, it does look like the British Plebsheets are beginning to give our darling agent a bit of a reprieve what with The Sun telling girls to relax about Craig being Bond or something (when it was them getting all spazzed-up about it in the first place). We also now are on the cusp of media outlets being allowed to visit the set of Casino Royale, a move probably initiated to temper all the rubbish that’s been circulating. But as the next few weeks and months may yet hold more surprises and utter eyewash from the keyboards of the inherently lazy entertainment journalist, us fans just know to take it all with a heart disease endangering mountain of the sea’s finest.

    Restarts/rebirths and origin-story worries aside, we -as fans- should now accept the fact that Brozzer won’t be Bond for 2006 and focus on what is shaping up to be the (supposedly, hopefully, seemingly, finally) most artistically interesting and critical Bond film since 1969.


    Saying that though, I don’t agree with Judi Dench as M. That just mucks up the little strands of continuity over the… Oh, what? Ah right… It’ll be explained… It’ll be explained…

    A version of this article can be heard in the 7 March, 2006 CBn podcast.

  8. 75% Of Fans Want Tarantino (Updated)

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2004-08-27

    UPDATE! Sept 1, 2004:

    Quentin Tarantino’s publicist, Bumble Ward, tells CBn that Quentin was “tickled” with the results of this CBn poll. Nice work Paul, and congrats to all the CBn forum members who voted!


    What a turbulent time of year it is for us Bond fans. In what has to be possibly the most in-flux we have seen the post-Dalton franchise, Paul Dunphyrumours are getting thrown at us left, right and centre from UK tabloids and respected sources, but mainly from the PR people of the actors who want to get noticed. Yet Bond 21 rolls on (apparently), with a script from Purvis and Wade (oh joy, it’s badly written puns ahoy) and no actor in the leading role.

    Personally, I’m of the opinion that Brosnan has one more left in him. Give the man the swansong that his tenure deserves! He’s been playing in a series of films that haven’t yet touched on the character of James Bond whatsoever, but have been far happier to line up explosion after explosion in what can only be described as mere parody. Don’t get me wrong; apart from the dismal The World Is Not Enough, his reign has been pure entertainment, but his Bond has still not lived up to potential. Too many times in the post-Dalton films have we seen thorough character development thrust aside in favour of thrills, spills and glacier surfing.

    Constant Interest

    Quentin Tarantino directs Uma Thurman in 'Kill Bill'

    Quentin Tarantino directs Uma Thurman in “Kill Bill”

    Way back in October, while promoting Kill Bill, Quentin Tarantino -in his inimitable style- raved about how much he wanted to put on to celluloid the true Casino Royale. Ian Fleming’s Casino Royale. He did reveal some curious ideas (setting the film in the 1950s? Interesting, but a bit too convoluted in a so-far chronological series), however the very thought of Tarantino getting his hands on Bond, for me, set my little mind a-flutter. He mentioned focussing on the character, style and the raw emotion of the book that the 1967 Charles K. Feldman epic… err… didn’t.

    An online journal, or “blog”, was found last week which apparently outlined Tarantino’s frustration at not being able to helm Bond 21. Though later proved false by CBn, the blog was probably an accurate gauging of the director’s sentiment regarding Eon’s apparent disinterest in using him.

    Upon hearing the man’s wish, some people plainly couldn’t grasp that Tarantino might just make a film that was devoid of his trademark creative violence and colourful language, and instantly poo-pooed the idea: “You motherf——ing f——, Le Chiffre, you just f——ed up my s——ing Bentley!” they envisaged an understandably miffed 007 shouting at the battering his 1930 4.5-litre, Amherst-Villiers supercharged model receives in the third quarter.

    Such cries were lambasted by CBn forum member “Turn,” who replied by calling the assumptions “a sad misconception based on his past work.” He continues:

    If the guy truly has passion for the project, which I think he does, he would work to make the elements true to the character and story and put his own trademarks aside.

    Everybody could win because Tarantino could prove he can do a film outside the boundaries of the crime/Hong Kong action genre and Bond fans would get a film that wasn’t the same old. If they are going to take a chance, this is the way to go.

    -Turn, CBn forum member.

    On the Jay Leno show, again whilst promoting Kill Bill, Tarantino further won the fans over with his ardent enthusiasm. His love for Bond was apparent in the detail of his responses to Leno’s questioning (on occasion correcting mis-quoted facts), his impression of the voiceover artist on a vintage Bond trailer and through his rousing rendition of the James Bond Theme.

    More importantly Tarantino stressed that he understands the elements that make a great 007 film, and that gallons of blood and swearing by the f—— load aren’t included in that list. Upon hearing this, many fans who previously doubted his ability promptly made an about-turn, rejoiced and started seriously considering him for the director’s chair.

    He also stressed on the show that if the fans want him as director then they should let themselves be heard. So here I am, with the vain hope that someone with some gravity is reading this.

    The Poll

    Last week a poll was opened to ask the members of CBn once and for all if they would like Quentin Tarantino to direct Bond 21. Okay, okay, it’s probably too late in the day to pose such a question and Babs and Mickey G. probably have the short list down to the final three, but to you naysayers: there’s nothing wrong with a bit of wishful thinking, is there?

    Quentin Tarantino wants Bond

    Quentin Tarantino wants Bond

    We gave the quick poll a week to gather both results and dust, to which 74% (or just under ¾ if you’re a fraction person) of CBn members voted that they wanted Tarantino to direct Bond 21. To me- already a strong supporter of Tarantino’s determined struggle- that 75% represents a strong desire for the majority of fans for this man to direct.

    Conversely, it would be fairly narrow-minded of me to believe that the 26% of fans who weren’t prepared to see a Tarantino directed film wouldn’t want him solely because of his controversial style. CBn forum member “Loomis” assumes that “Tarantino and Eon wouldn’t be a happy combination.” Why wouldn’t they? I imagine you shouting from the rafters.

    The Bond series is one of a dying breed of producer-run series. Eon have creative control over the character they’ve nurtured for 40 years, and fair play to them. God only knows what would have happened had any director been given creative control. (A Bond with rubber nipples, most probably if Joel Schumacher had been given free-reign as he was on the Batman franchise. (The style turned after the overly Burton-esque Batman Returns, and so did cinema-going audiences.)

    Pre-Madonna

    The Tarantino Affair: (or Tarantinogate if you so prefer) isn’t the first time a “big name” director has expressed interest in the series. Back in the 1980s a little-known fella called Steven Spielberg also expressed his love for all things Double-0 coupled with his wish to make a Bond picture. Cubby didn’t hire him, presumably because an A-lister at the helm of a 007 flick would spell major creative differences. The last thing a producer needs is a prima-donna director with all the answers and all the ideas but none of the give-way. CBn forum member “Moomoo” spells out for us the way such a problem could be countered:

    I believe ‘compromise’ is the key word here. It’s naïve to think Tarantino or any high-profile director can make a Bond film without Eon’s input. Tarantino has to compromise and accept the fact [that] Bond has to stay relevant, has to compete with the modern action films. That’s why I believe a 1950s-type Bond film is a mistake. Bond has to stay relevant.

    -Moomoo, CBn forum member

    Perfect. Compromise is the answer. the director gets the film, but surrenders ultimate creative control to the producers (as the mix has so successfully stayed since 1962). He continues:

    Likewise, the Bond producers need to alter the films a little. I think the films have become too formulaic, too safe and a little flat, and need to be a bit more risky with more edge. I think this boils down to more suspense and more of Bond being a spy. Rather than a director-for-hire like Tamahori, Eon would be wise to get Tarantino for Bond 21. He’d bring a new level of passion to the film.

    Tarantino has to respect Eon’s right to keep the classic Bond ingredients in place, but Eon has to allow Tarantino creative room to make his own Bond film. It’s a very fine line to tread, but I think it’s possible if they are willing to compromise. I believe this is worth pursuing.

    -Moomoo, CBn forum member,

    Quentin Tarantino, the Thinker

    Quentin Tarantino, the Thinker

    So, it appears to be a two-way street. But if the path can be kept to, there should be no reason why we couldn’t see a Tarantino directed Bond 21 (disregarding the fact that a director could already have been chosen of course): The rights to the novel are finally in Eon’s hands after over 40 years and the die is cast (if one is to believe reports that a first-draft script handed in by P&W is based on Fleming’s first-born).

    To round-up this (unfortunately) rather long-winded editorial, I offer you a quote by CBn forum member “Genrewriter“. Never was a truer and more balanced observation made of the whole affair:

    “If the series can survive a film where the finale [has] Bond chasing a midget around a boat, it can survive Tarantino.”

    -Genrewriter, CBn forum member

    If you agree with me, disagree or otherwise want to discuss this article, visit this thread in CBn’s Bond 21 forums, or simply e-mail me!.

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  9. Shaken Not Stirred: The Music of James Bond

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2004-07-05

    Feeling the urge to take a trip to London’s Royal Festival Hall on the South Bank? How about revisiting 40 years of Bond music in one magical evening? The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra is offering all Bond fans a 50% discount on all tickets ranging from £7-£35.

    The perfect evening out for any Bond fan or music aficionado, Friday 16th July promises to be a special occasion where fans of Norman, Barry, Martin, Hamlisch, Kamen and Arnold can sit back and hear their favourite cues and songs performed by a world class orchestra, rather than played through a 100W CD player.

    Shaken not Stirred – The Music of Bond, James Bond
    Part of the “RPO South Bank Summer Pops” Series

    Date: Friday 16 July 2004
    Time: 7:30pm
    Place: Royal Festival Hall
    Belvedere Road
    London SE1 8XX
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  10. Ray Of Light

    By @mrpauldunphy on 2004-04-06

    prosopagnosia
    (proso°pag°no°sia) (proso-pag-no¢se-[schwa]) [prosop- + agnosia]

    a form of visual agnosia characterized by an inability to recognize familiar faces, or even one’s own face in a mirror, which occurs as a result of bilateral damage to the medioinferior occipital lobes along the medioventral surfaces of the temporal lobes.
    Called also face or facial agnosia.

    In surely what must be a pivotal moment in his career, author Raymond Benson breaks free of the constraints of writing about one of modern popular culture’s most enduring icons and turns his attention to an edgy, fast-paced thriller in which almost every character has a dark side and in the violent conclusion, the protagonist has to confront her weakness to discover her strength.

    Benson has certainly proved his literary diversity in the six years he has been writing the Bond continuation novels, and with this effort, he unashamedly confirms he can write an efficient noir thriller akin to his previous non-007 novel; EVIL HOURS, too.

    One thing you certainly can’t accuse Benson of is delving into a subject without first doing extensive research, in HIGH TIME TO KILL, for instance, Benson researched high altitude mountain climbing, and ZERO MINUS TEN, saw him writing a detailed Casino Royale-style Mah Jong game that spanned several pages. In FACE BLIND he studied the rare condition, and the result is a tightly crafted plot and a technically accurate depiction of prosopagnosia. The subject of the condition is Hannah McCleary, a woman in her twenties who lost the ability to recognise faces- no matter how previously familiar- after she was assaulted and nearly raped by an unknown aggressor near her New York City apartment. The assailant is, according to the police, locked up, but Hannah believes firmly that he’s still out there somewhere, waiting to finish the job he started. Serving ten years for the assault, Timothy Lane protests his innocence, but Hannah was urged to identify him shortly after the attack, and a feeling in the pit of her stomach tells her pressure from the authorities coupled with her facial agnosia forced her to make the wrong decision.

    The first few chapters of the novel focus on Hannah’s prosopagnosia; introducing the reader to the almost unheard of condition whilst efficiently setting up the characters and plotlines that later, through a combination of coincidence and sheer bad luck find their way back to her.

    Hannah’s weak-spirited, occasional damsel-in-distress may be a realistic depiction of what one suffers when face blind, but easily the most interesting character in the novel is Bill Cutler, an almost sadistic, arrogant, extroverted unsuccessful actor who enjoys using his brother’s medical transcription company to fuel his thirst for sexual conquest and cruelty to those who are in their most vulnerable states. In one instance, he contacts a recently bereaved widow whose husband didn’t take out full life insurance, poses as a telephonist for the company, and pretends that the insurance company made a terrible mistake, granting her a payout. He savours the sound of the widow weeping for joy, and promptly plays a cruel, if hilarious trick on her.
    It’s at this point that I realised that the book would actually make a pretty good film, and the novel begins to pick up pace.

    Cutler comes across Hannah as he transcribes her case for the company, and decides to play on her weakness by posing as several characters who play an integral part in her downfall. The only criticism I would have of Cutler’s predatory character is the rather awkward way Benson wove in another facet to his persona which I feel is revealed a little too early on in the narrative, but the author’s mastery of plot twists and turns makes this a detail quickly forgiven.

    One such twist occurs in the relationship between John Cozzone, Hannah’s distant cousin and employer and his fiery flavour-of-the-month girlfriend, Sophia. A bungled drugs exchange leaves Cozzone and overly-confident mafioso girl Sophia on a crime spree that eventually leads mistakenly to Hannah. An interesting, if maybe overly-analysed point I could make about the mafia out to seek revenge for Sophia’s murders is that they are themselves face blind, as they desperately search for an attractive blonde woman (Sophia wore a wig) attached to Cozzone. They happen to put two and two together and come up with Hannah.

    The book is a fine example of what a good crime thriller should be about; mistaken identity, a dangerous cat-and-mouse game, and more plot twists and turns to shake a Walther at.

    The language used throughout the book does no more than serve the purpose of moving the plot along at a fast pace, which appears to me to be a double-edged sword; on one hand the level of descriptive detail as seen in his earlier work THE MAN WITH THE RED TATTOO for example, would cloud the narrative unneccessarily, but one reads the book with the impression that some more careful deliberation could have gone into the phrasing of certain events (trying not to give too much away plot-wise!) to aid the visualisation for the reader.

    However, this is a minute point, and certainly not a criticism I intend to dwell on, and after reading the book I was left impressed by Benson’s superb gauging of the elements in a noir thriller. He keeps the reader hooked by his interesting characterisation and well-timed plot convolutions, and there are one or two points in there that made the Bond aficionado in me smile a knowing smile.

    Using this as a milestone, I can’t wait to see what Benson comes up with next. If you’re a fan of suspenseful crime thrillers, this is a solid and efficient thriller and well worth a read.

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    FACE BLIND

    • First published in the UK by Twenty First Century Publishers Ltd.
    • Published Nov 1, 2003.
    • Click here to buy from Amazon UK.