It could just well be that German secret agents have forgotten what their task is after they published a cook book.
Top Secret – Schnitzel for Spies is a new cook book published by the Bundesnachrichtendienst, Germany’s equivelant to the British Secret Service, referred to MI6 in the James Bond films.
The book includes over two dozen recipes gathered by German special agents stations world wide. Stories are also included inside the book ranging from advice on a Nigerian solution to black magic attacks to cancelled operations due to equipment falling into Turkish honey.
If the cook book doesn’t quite help you achieve secret agent status, look out for more products from the Bundesnachrichtendienst soon. They’ll soon be selling underwear, y-fronts no less, with the words “Top Secret”, “Keep Contents Private” and “Only for Authorised Personnel” emblazoned on the front, and if you’re not so much of a ‘secret’ agent look out for t-shirts, scarves and ties too.