"The Suantum of Quolace (Did I get it confused?)"

It’s a slow news day at CBn Towers, so we present you with the efforts of BBC 6 Music DJs Adam and Joe, who this week, as part of a feature called Song Wars, delivered their submissions for the Quantum of Solace theme song.

“Sometimes I wish Roger Moore would come back
With an underwater car or some kind of jetpack
Or a hover gondola and a Union Jack.”

– Joe Cornish’s theme song

“I want a quantum of solace
But no more than a quantum
I know they do big bags of solace
But I don’t want ’em.”

– Adam Buxton’s theme song

Check out their hilarious efforts at the James Bond title track on the BBC 6 Music website.

You can also watch the video to Joe’s song below.

Jack White and Alicia Keys have their work cut out for them.