 The following takes place between Laz Capcon 23 and Laz Capcon 25 |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 24 June 2005  |
9 May 2008 - 21:29
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Previously, in the George Lazenby Caption Contests...well, I won, so here's a new one. Yes, its Laz Capcon No. 24, though unlike Jack Bauer, you have a week to accomplish your mission. Be warned though, as Lazenby photos are getting harder and harder to find, we're now having to use some of the more unusual Laz-related imagery that's out there. So, do what you will with this beauty...
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 3 December 2002 From: Bristol, TN |
9 May 2008 - 21:37
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Bond had been sent a deadly message... His killer would be Scaramanga. In the Billiard Room. With the candlestick.  |
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Commander RNVR Group: Commanding Officers Enlisted: 8 October 2001 From: 38.6902N - 89.9816W |
9 May 2008 - 21:41
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’And the winner of this year’s Lazzy for single appearance in a reoccuring role goes to... Claudia Wells! For her portrayal of Jennifer Parker in Back To The Future - Part I’   Somewhere early morning in a hotel room there’s a guy starting to realise that eternal fate has turned its back on him. It’s 2 a.m. |
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Sub-Lieutenant Group: Crew Enlisted: 20 February 2008 From: North Yorkshire, England |
9 May 2008 - 21:59
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George Lazenby said he loved busts, but people misunderstood him... Imagine A World Without Bond...Impossible Isn't It?!
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Commander CMG Group: Veterans Enlisted: 13 May 2002 |
9 May 2008 - 22:28
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"Sean Connery did warn me about actors being used as pawns by greedy agents and producers with nothing but gold on their minds, but I never thought he meant it literally!" |
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Lt. Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 9 January 2007 From: U.S.A. |
9 May 2008 - 23:44
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James Bond, after Goldfinger and Oddjob finally took revenge on him. |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 14 October 2007 From: North Smithfield, RI, USA |
10 May 2008 - 00:38
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He always did give great head... You only live twice:
Once when you're born And once when you look death in the face. --Ian Fleming |
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Lt. Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 30 August 2006 From: Saginaw, MI |
10 May 2008 - 03:05
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This month's selection for the Franklin Mint's Brass Anatomy Collection: George Lazenby's head. Next month's: Daniel Craig's balls. |
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Commander RNVR Group: Commanding Officers Enlisted: 30 August 2001 From: A secret hollowed out volcano in Sydney (33.79294° South, 150.93805° East) |
10 May 2008 - 08:10
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Proof that George Lazenby was a pawn in Eon's bid to get Sean Conney back as Bond.  You're born, you take [censored], get out in the world, you take more [censored]. Climb a little higher, take less [censored]. 'Till one day you're in the rarified atmosphere, and you've forgotten what [censored] even looks like. Welcome to MI6 007. |
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Cadet Group: Crew Enlisted: 25 May 2007 |
10 May 2008 - 08:24
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"THIS never happened to the other fella" |
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Commander RNVR Group: Commanding Officers Enlisted: 2 August 2001 From: Oxfordshire |
10 May 2008 - 08:48
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George Lazenby, the Emmanuelle years: a genuine pawn star. or The Ann Summers range of celebrity buttplugs launches.  "There was a violent cruelty, a pathological desire to wound, quite near the surface in the man." CBn: So blinded by inconsolable rage that we don't care who we hurt Only James Bond is James Bond. |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 14 October 2005 From: La Villa Strangiato |
12 May 2008 - 17:13
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And the LORD said unto Sean, “Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Fleming, have corrupted themselves. They have turned aside quickly out of the way of ninjas, impossible volcano lairs, shiftless acting and makeshift plots which I commanded them: they have made for themselves a molten idol of gold, and have worshipped it.”  |
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Lt. Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 26 July 2005 |
12 May 2008 - 17:17
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Laz: "Speak now, or forever hold my piece." |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 24 June 2005 |
16 May 2008 - 20:40
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Last call! Come on now, don't be Laz-y.
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Commander CMG Group: Veterans Enlisted: 3 May 2004 |
16 May 2008 - 20:49
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Bond thought back to his briefing with M all those weeks ago. 'There's a bullet with your name on it, 007,' he had said. Well, my number's on it, thought Bond. And a portrait of my head. But no name, as such. 'I'd like to send a telegram,' he said to the concierge. 'To London...' Sebastian Faulks only wrote one chapter of THE BULLET WITH THE GOLDEN HEAD SCULPTURE ON IT, FEATURING LOTS OF SCENES IN FRANCE. |
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