 The umpteenth Connery Caption Competitionthingy, Where's the hook? |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 13 December 2004 From: Buckinghamshire  |
3 May 2008 - 21:35
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I'll be picking the winner sometime next weekend. Until then, get cracking!!!
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Commander RNVR Group: Commanding Officers Enlisted: 30 August 2001 From: A secret hollowed out volcano in Sydney (33.79294� South, 150.93805� East) |
4 May 2008 - 01:29
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"The name's Sparrow, Jack Sparrow"   You're born, you take [censored], get out in the world, you take more [censored]. Climb a little higher, take less [censored]. 'Till one day you're in the rarified atmosphere, and you've forgotten what [censored] even looks like. Welcome to MI6 007. |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 3 December 2002 From: Bristol, TN |
4 May 2008 - 04:28
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Yo ho ho and a bottle of Scotch. |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 24 June 2005 |
4 May 2008 - 05:52
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Sean got the wrong idea when he heard that pirate DVDs are where the money is. |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 24 June 2005 |
4 May 2008 - 06:03
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"PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN IV : MILKING THE FRANCHISE DRY" introduces Jack Sparrow's deadliest nemesis yet - Captain Jock Sporran. Legendary actor Sean Connery says of the film "Well the role ish fantashtic and the shcript is one of the besht I've ever read. Oh and the $30 million check wash pretty good too. Hey, don't print that lasht part". |
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Midshipman Group: Crew Enlisted: 26 April 2008 From: North of England |
4 May 2008 - 11:53
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[/quote] Livid at losing the Clown scene to Roger Moore, connery takes Bond in the direction he wanted from the beginning. "Names Bond Jim-Lad Bond!! Ha Harrr! |
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Sub-Lieutenant Group: Crew Enlisted: 20 February 2008 From: North Yorkshire, England |
4 May 2008 - 20:24
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After stating how he'd love to play a Bond villain, Sean Connery was delighted when the producers came up with a cracking idea... Imagine A World Without Bond...Impossible Isn't It?!
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Commander CMG Group: Veterans Enlisted: 13 May 2002 |
4 May 2008 - 20:28
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Always a frugal man, Sir Sean usually avoids buying new clothes. "Most of what I wear has been in the family for generations," he explains, "but my attitude is, if it still hangs together, I'll wear it." |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 13 December 2004 From: Buckinghamshire |
6 May 2008 - 08:56
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Some cracking stuff - keep 'em coming!
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 2 July 2002 |
6 May 2008 - 10:43
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QUOTE(Skudor @ 4 May 2008 - 06:35)  I'll be picking the winner sometime next weekend. Until then, get cracking!!! Sean Connery. A Scot against film piracy. With a taste for the theatrical.  |
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Midshipman Group: Crew Enlisted: 22 April 2008 From: North Yorkshire, England, UK. |
6 May 2008 - 12:30
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Mi6’s new disguise kit wasn’t going according to plan…  |
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Commodore RNVR Group: The Admiralty Enlisted: 8 October 2001 From: 38.6902N - 89.9816W |
6 May 2008 - 13:25
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Never say never  Somewhere early morning in a hotel room there’s a guy starting to realise that eternal fate has turned its back on him. It’s 2 a.m. |
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Commander RNVR Group: Commanding Officers Enlisted: 17 April 2002 From: West Los Angeles, California USA |
6 May 2008 - 13:36
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"Well...It's a damn side more comfortable than the kilt....You gotta problem with that?"  "When it comes to Bond, You've gotta do it" "There's a reason spies don't have many parties. Everyone has a history with everyone else." Bryce (003) - Living Bond so you don't have to. |
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Commander RNVR Group: Commanding Officers Enlisted: 2 August 2001 From: Oxfordshire |
6 May 2008 - 13:52
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The Hunt for Red Arrctober or "Where's my career, children?" "It's behind you!" or Accused of ill-thought-through tax-exile political nothingness, Sean Connery displays his love for his homeland* by wearing its ancient national dress. *The Bahamas. or When the pictures of the Connery cameo in Indiana Jones 4 hit the internet, "people" were so horrified they stopped complaining about the aliens, the incest scene and that bit with the badger.  "There was a violent cruelty, a pathological desire to wound, quite near the surface in the man." CBn: ...we have people everywhere Only James Bond is James Bond. |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 13 December 2004 From: Buckinghamshire |
7 May 2008 - 09:13
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I've already spotted a couple of potential winners - but nothing is settled so keep them coming hrarr hrarr!
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