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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 14 October 2005 From: the bottle to the belly!  |
29 April 2008 - 21:19
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He never ever learned to read or write so well…
but he could play a James Bond just like <rhymes with ‘clucking bell’>.  Captions in foreign languages will be accepted, but only if accompanied with English translations.   |
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Sub-Lieutenant Group: Crew Enlisted: 20 February 2008 From: North Yorkshire, England |
29 April 2008 - 21:27
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"Mr Sparkle, Supero Washooo!!!" George Lazenby's Japanese washing powder commercial was the biggest step towards a successful acting career since he appeared in a smalltime film known as OHMSS. For some reason, no-one seemed to have noticed... This post has been edited by Conlazmoodalbrocra: 29 April 2008 - 21:27 Imagine A World Without Bond...Impossible Isn't It?!
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Commodore RNVR Group: The Admiralty Enlisted: 8 October 2001 From: 38.6902N - 89.9816W |
29 April 2008 - 22:29
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'ウェブ全体から検索 Timothy Darton ジを検索?'   Somewhere early morning in a hotel room there’s a guy starting to realise that eternal fate has turned its back on him. It’s 2 a.m. |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 14 October 2007 From: North Smithfield, RI, USA |
29 April 2008 - 22:41
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Unfortunately, poor George had no idea what the captions really said. You only live twice:
Once when you're born And once when you look death in the face. --Ian Fleming |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 24 June 2005 |
29 April 2008 - 22:59
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George said he'd be tickled pink to appear on Japanese tv. Unfortunately the Japanese took his words literally and tickled him until he was pink. |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 7 January 2007 From: Toronto, ON, Canada |
29 April 2008 - 23:21
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QUOTE(Judo chop @ 29 April 2008 - 17:19)  With his newly-grown pørn-star moustache, Lazenby felt confident he could easily dominate the Asian adult film market. |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 13 December 2004 From: Buckinghamshire |
30 April 2008 - 09:33
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After arresting him for sporting an obscenely pørnographic moustache, Japanese police released the hilarious interrogation video where the deranged man claimed that he had played James Bond. The mystery man was eventually released after agreeing to shave off the offending facial hair growth and take part in a particularly humiliating game show (the title of which loosely translates as "How much ![[censored]](style_emoticons/default/censored.gif) can you eat?"). |
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Midshipman Group: Crew Enlisted: 26 April 2008 From: North of England |
30 April 2008 - 09:45
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[quote name='Judo chop' date='29 April 2008 - 22:19' post='865903']
He never ever learned to read or write so well… but he could play a James Bond just like <rhymes with ‘clucking bell’>. " Their was a seven movie deal on the table? " Yea well with this gig I get free powder for a year. Who,s laughing now brocolli!!! |
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Commander CMG Group: Veterans Enlisted: 13 May 2002 |
30 April 2008 - 10:27
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QUOTE(Judo chop @ 29 April 2008 - 22:19) Chairman Mao's younger brother was a spoiled playboy known as "Sore Loser Mao". His tremendous ego and violent temper made him feared and hated, although he was also a figure of fun because he would insist that he was the spitting image of any Hollywood star you cared to name, only even better looking. His conceited delusions about his appearance would often lead to trouble, usually for those who would contradict or mock him. This footage shows him angrily disputing his sixth place ranking in the 1973 Shanghai Burt Reynolds Lookalike Contest. There are no records of any subsequent Burt Reynolds Lookalike Contests in China, and it appears that none of the participants in the 1973 contest is still alive, with the exception of Reynolds himself, who came third. |
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Lt. Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 9 January 2007 From: U.S.A. |
30 April 2008 - 14:26
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George Lazenby took a break from shooting his new film "Three Ways Butt One", with Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy, to tape an interview for Japanese television, in which he insisted he had "no regrets whatsoever" about never doing a second Bond film. |
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Commodore RNVR Group: The Admiralty Enlisted: 8 October 2001 From: 38.6902N - 89.9816W |
30 April 2008 - 14:44
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Be Happy sex in O-O-seven with Incledibre James Bond Rove Dorr with Six wondelfurr olifices!!
Incleible rikeness of Sean Razenby is leady fol you to entel !! Somewhere early morning in a hotel room there’s a guy starting to realise that eternal fate has turned its back on him. It’s 2 a.m. |
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 3 December 2002 From: Bristol, TN |
30 April 2008 - 20:05
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Why six? Because seven eight nine.
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Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 24 June 2005 |
1 May 2008 - 03:30
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Why six? Well, it used to be longer, but I was in an accident on the Bond set involving Telly Savalas and a ski pole. |
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Sub-Lieutenant Group: Crew Enlisted: 30 August 2006 |
1 May 2008 - 15:43
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QUOTE(Judo chop @ 29 April 2008 - 17:19) "Oh, no, no, no, no...I'm not supposed to be here. There's been a mistake. I'm not Sonny Bono, I'm George Lazenby." Even in heaven...they haven't heard of George. "An extraordinary guy can never have an ordinary day"
Noel Gallagher |
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Sub-Lieutenant Group: Crew Enlisted: 20 February 2008 From: North Yorkshire, England |
1 May 2008 - 20:11
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