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Dear Mr. Fleming, A Christmas �what if?� from CBn by Jacques Stewart

Mister Asterix View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 00265 \| Posts: 14921 Commodore RNVR Group: The Admiralty Enlisted: 8 October 2001 From: 38.6902N - 89.9816W	25 December 2007 - 06:13 Post #1
	Merry Christmas, everybody. Dear Mr. Fleming A Christmas “what if?” from CBn by Jacques Stewart CBn: A pretty cold bastard who wants revenge for the death of someone it loved.

Qwerty View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 002175 \| Posts: 81980 Commander RNVR Group: Commanding Officers Enlisted: 26 June 2003 From: New York	25 December 2007 - 06:37 Post #2
	And what a present it is. Absolutely hilarious. ~ Nobody Knows Me Like You Know Me ~ 'People Look Up. Things Fall Down. And When It Rains, It Pours' Moving at the speed of life, we are bound to collide with each other *♦ ♦ ♦ Are You Ready To Go? ♦ ♦ ♦*

Blofeld's Cat View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 00101 \| Posts: 16252 Commander RNVR Group: Commanding Officers Enlisted: 30 August 2001 From: A secret hollowed out volcano in Sydney (33.79294� South, 150.93805� East)	25 December 2007 - 07:07 Post #3
	Chortle! No respect for literary agents from our Jim, it seems. You're born, you take [censored], get out in the world, you take more [censored]. Climb a little higher, take less [censored]. 'Till one day you're in the rarified atmosphere, and you've forgotten what [censored] even looks like. Welcome to MI6 007.

Jim View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 00399 \| Posts: 10507 Commander RNVR Group: Commanding Officers Enlisted: 2 August 2001 From: Oxfordshire	25 December 2007 - 08:42 Post #4
	Merry Christmas, everyone! "There was a violent cruelty, a pathological desire to wound, quite near the surface in the man." CBn: ...we have people everywhere Only James Bond is James Bond.

Joyce Carrington View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 00794 \| Posts: 4350 Commander CMG Group: Veterans Enlisted: 20 June 2002 From: Amsterdam, The Netherlands	25 December 2007 - 10:12 \| Post #5
	Merry Christmas to you too, Jim - and thank you so much for this. Positively had me rolling on the floor. Bond: "I didn't mean to get so close to you." Joyce: "But your penis thought otherwise?" The Circle Trilogy Part III - Method to Madness

killkenny kid View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 00912 \| Posts: 5843 Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 16 August 2002 From: Brooklyn, New York	25 December 2007 - 12:34 Post #6
	Brilliant, what a wonderful gift. "James, move your ."

MarcAngeDraco View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 003161 \| Posts: 3156 Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 9 November 2004 From: Oxford, Michigan	25 December 2007 - 16:23 Post #7
	Thanks Jim, for a wonderful Christmas morning laugh! But today is the thirteenth...

Bill View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 00263 \| Posts: 94 Midshipman Group: Crew Enlisted: 18 April 2002 From: Wantagh, New York	25 December 2007 - 16:25 Post #8
	Well done! A wonderful Christmas present! Merry Christmas to all!

zencat View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 00392 \| Posts: 21176 Commander GCMG Group: Veterans Reserve. Enlisted: 5 June 2001 From: Lagrimas Negras	25 December 2007 - 17:06 \| Post #9
	Hysterical, Jim. Also unsettling. Sounds a little too much like the real thing. ...the repeated references to women having bottoms like boys have not gone unnoticed. Great. Merry Christmas. Visit The Young Bond Dossier, now the OFFICIAL site for Young Bond news

Mr. Blofeld View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 0011299 \| Posts: 4713 Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 14 October 2007 From: North Smithfield, RI, USA	25 December 2007 - 17:26 Post #10
	Wonderful! An absolute delight. You only live twice: Once when you're born And once when you look death in the face. --Ian Fleming

Double-Oh-Zero View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 00280 \| Posts: 3160 Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 24 December 2001 From: Ottawa, Ontario (via Brantford)	25 December 2007 - 18:13 Post #11
	Whilst the opening line is fine, we highly recommend a rethink of the title of the fifth chapter. Calling this “ Heaven” is likely to cause offence as the use of “heaven” will tend to upset non-Christians and we recommend that you acknowledge religious diversity. Otherwise, fine. I've a feeling that this is an actual account of what a publisher said about recent paperback reprints of LALD. Although you forgot to mention the bit where the publisher requests that Fleming change the name of Major Dexter Smythe's octopus from Mohammed to something less offensive. Otherwise, top stuff there, sir. Merry Christmas. CBn:Where the moonlight on the Bosphorous is irresistible... Bond. The Bat. The Man With the Hat. Are Back. 2008

FLEMINGFAN View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 003139 \| Posts: 363 Sub-Lieutenant Group: Crew Enlisted: 28 October 2004 From: New York area	26 December 2007 - 01:45 Post #12
	QUOTE(Double-Oh-Zero @ 25 December 2007 - 14:13) Whilst the opening line is fine, we highly recommend a rethink of the title of the fifth chapter. Calling this � Heaven� is likely to cause offence as the use of �heaven� will tend to upset non-Christians and we recommend that you acknowledge religious diversity. Otherwise, fine. I've a feeling that this is an actual account of what a publisher said about recent paperback reprints of LALD. Although you forgot to mention the bit where the publisher requests that Fleming change the name of Major Dexter Smythe's octopus from Mohammed to something less offensive. Otherwise, top stuff there, sir. Merry Christmas.

Professor Dent View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 008461 \| Posts: 4028 Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 24 November 2006 From: Pennsylvania USA	26 December 2007 - 02:04 Post #13
	Very funny!

Vauxhall View Member Dossier Find Member's Posts Agent No.: 006263 \| Posts: 5675 Commander Group: Veterans Enlisted: 25 February 2006 From: Leeds, UK	26 December 2007 - 03:43 Post #14
	Fantastic Jim! Thank you very much, and a belated Merry Christmas.

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