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    UPDATE: The James Bond Movie Title Generator now includes random plot summaries (including random Bond villains and girls).

    A new Bond novel!? Just another rogue publication like The Killing Zone!? Or is it the latest in a long line of Bond spoof literature!?

    Neither! It’s just a concoction from a fan with a funny Bond bone. The name’s Moser, Kim Moser.

    In July 2003 CBn alerted fans about Kim’s ‘James Bond Movie Title Generator’ to the amusement of forum members. One forum member commented that it only used the Bond film titles so CBn contacted Kim with a list of Bond book titles.

    Finally, after years of sweat and toil on the computer Kim has updated the generator to include the book titles! Says Kim:

    ‘[The Generator] now gives you an option of generating a movie (which is the default) or a book title. You’ll notice that the book titles only include those that are significantly different from the movies; titles that were used for both books and movies fall under “movies”.

    A few book titles didn’t easily lend themselves to randomization:

    • 007 in New York
    • Scorpius
    • SeaFire
    • Blast from the Past
    • Midsummer Night’s Doom
    • Doubleshot

    Maybe I’ll add them when I’m more inspired…’

    Kim Moser

    The list was submitted before the current crop of Young Bond books by Charlie Higson and The Moneypenny Diaries by Samantha Weinberg, so hopefully Kim will be further inspired to include these new titles as well.

    Until then, enjoy many a amusing result from Kim Moser’s James Bond Title Generator.

    Hmmm… License to Kill Me starring Pierce Moore!

    Keep watching CBn for all the latest news on Casino Royale and all things James Bond 007.

    Brett McAleer @ 2006-08-02
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